Michael Saylor’s Massive Bitcoin Bet: $84 Billion and Counting!

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Oh, look, it’s Michael Saylor again, pulling another stunt that’s guaranteed to make your head spin. In a recent X post, he shared that his Strategy (yes, that’s the name of the company, not just his life plan) is reporting a 13.7% Bitcoin yield and a tidy $5.8 billion gain in Bitcoin year-to-date. But wait, there’s more—because this guy doesn’t just do small things. He’s aiming for a 25% yield and a $15 billion gain in 2025. Oh, Michael, why not go for the moon while you’re at it? 🚀

$MSTR announces BTC Yield of 13.7% and BTC $ Gain of $5.8B year-to-date, doubles capital plan to $42B equity and $42B fixed income to purchase bitcoin, and increases BTC Yield target from 15% to 25% and BTC $ Gain target from $10B to $15B for 2025.

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) May 1, 2025

As of now, Strategy has a whopping 553,555 BTC tucked away in its digital vault, which it bought for a mere $37.90 billion. The average price? A cool $68,459. But don’t think they’re stopping there. Just last week, they grabbed 15,355 more Bitcoins for $1.42 billion, with each one setting them back $92,737. You know, pocket change. 💸

And get this—BlackRock is the only company out there with more Bitcoins in its possession, boasting 570,000 BTC. Talk about a crypto showdown. To fund this wild ride, Strategy has launched a $21 billion at-the-market (ATM) equity offering. They’ve already raked in $6.6 billion by selling some of their Class A stock. If you thought your 401(k) was doing well, think again. 💀

Let’s be real: Saylor’s moves are practically rewriting the corporate playbook on Bitcoin adoption. He’s not just pushing the boundaries of what’s possible—he’s kicking down the door and taking names. Watch out, world. The Bitcoin king is on a roll.

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2025-05-02 07:01