Melania Trump Promotes Her Memecoin After $10M Team Drama! 😱🚀

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Well, well, well! Look who’s back at it again-our dear First Lady Melania Trump decided to dust off her keyboard and start shilling her Solana-based memecoin, MelaniaMeme (MELANIA). You know, just your average Tuesday, right? 😏 But wait, it gets juicier! It seems like there’s a little cloud of chaos hovering over this project. Oh, you know, just a casual $10 million of mystery token sales hanging around like an unwelcome party guest.

In a bold move on X (yes, let’s just pretend that’s what we call Twitter now), she released an AI-generated video promoting the magnificent MelaniaMeme as the “path into the future.” Spoiler alert: the future apparently doesn’t include addressing those pesky questions about where the millions have gone. 🤷‍♀️✨

According to blockchain data virtuosos over at Bubblemaps, it seems Melania’s promotional efforts involved a slight “oops” moment on the $10M team wallet saga. But no worries, right? Let’s just post a video and pretend everything’s fine! Classic! 😂💸

Back in April (you know, like many moons ago), the MELANIA token team decided that moving $30 million in community funds without a whisper of explanation was just good business ethics. Who knew silence could be so golden? 🙄💰

And guess what? They sold another $1.5 million worth of tokens just three days before April 28. Apparently, they were riding the high of a 21% price increase like a rollercoaster operator in need of a thrill. 🎢💨

Blockchain aficionados suggest these selling patterns could be a strategy known as dollar-cost averaging (DCA). Sounds fancy! Can you hear the sound of investment strategy applause? 👏📈

CryptoMoon has valiantly reached out for comments from the power couple, but honestly, do we expect a reply? If they do, I’ll personally host a dance party. 🕺💃

Melania token down 98% from its all-time high-yikes!

In a plot twist that no one saw coming, the MELANIA token has dropped more than a bad habit since its launch, plummeting to a heart-wrenching $0.18. That’s a staggering 98% dip from its once-mighty $13.73 peak. Talk about hitting rock bottom! 📉💔

Oh, and get this-one of the masterminds behind the infamous Libra (LIBRA) token, Hayden Davis, also had a hand in crafting our dear MELANIA token, along with a parade of other memecoins designed for this delightfully chaotic 2025 cycle.

And just to top it all off, in March Davis launched a Wolf of Wall Street-themed memecoin, which promptly nosedived by 99% in just two days. So, let’s all raise a glass to spectacularly bad timing! 🍹🥳

Just mere weeks after the Libra token did its infamous crashing act-where eight insider wallets cashed in on a whopping $107 million in liquidity, leading to a quick $4 billion market cap loss-it’s clear that drama doesn’t take a holiday in the crypto world. 🧐🔥

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2025-10-02 17:19