Legendary Trader Brandt Blasts Crypto for Ruining Social Media – The Shocking Truth

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Ah, the great and illustrious Peter L. Brandt-this man is practically a relic of the trading world, harking back to the ancient 1970s, when trading wasn’t about digital tokens, but about the raw, gritty power of commodities. But now, dear reader, he’s sunk his teeth into the world of crypto-and like a lion devouring a helpless rabbit, he’s unleashing all sorts of opinions. Peter, the legendary trader, has recently addressed his followers on a most pressing issue: the ruinous impact of crypto. And no, he didn’t stop there. He delivered this critique in a tweet with the flair of a poet suffering from existential despair.

Brandt Blames Crypto for Social Media’s Downfall

In a tweet that could make a priest weep, Peter Brandt proclaimed, without so much as a sigh or elaboration, that crypto has, in fact, “contributed to the ruin of X and social media.” But, my dear readers, what does this cryptic pronouncement mean? Is it a cry for help? A social media existential crisis? The world may never know. Brandt, apparently, has been caught up in a whirlwind of online hatred as he shares his thoughts on Bitcoin’s charts and price predictions. Truly, one might say it’s like a soap opera in the world of cryptocurrency-full of drama, intrigue, and enough emotional baggage to fill an entire season.

Crypto has contributed to ruin of X and social media✝️
Now may Christ redeem it

– Peter Brandt (@PeterLBrandt) August 15, 2025

the grand prediction. Just earlier this week, Brandt, with the foresight of a seasoned trader and the audacity of a true visionary, proclaimed that Bitcoin will reach its price peak this year. But wait-there’s more! If the peak occurs in the second half of September, it may forever be etched in history as the “Brandt top.” An honor, no doubt, deserving of a statue in his likeness. Surely, no one would dare question this proclamation.

As of Thursday, Bitcoin reached a staggering all-time high of $124,457. But alas, it is now a mere 4.53% below that lofty pinnacle, languishing at $118,774. Alas, poor Bitcoin, your rise and fall are but a trading drama for the ages. And to add to the mystery, Brandt reposted a tweet from another analyst-because why wouldn’t you trust an analyst when they say things like “The ‘Peter Top’ is definitely getting closer…” How delightful. Brandt, in his infinite wisdom, deemed this chart the most likely scenario for Bitcoin’s price. It’s like watching a crystal ball slowly reveal the truth-if the crystal ball were made of graphs and numbers.

IMO this chart most captures the most likely scenarios for price of Bitcoin

– Peter Brandt (@PeterLBrandt) August 15, 2025

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2025-08-15 16:38