Picture this: Kevin O’Leary, the Shark Tank guy, suits up and declares—big wallets, hedge funds, and everyone who yells at interns for fun will only toss their money at one crypto: bitcoin. Not Ethereum. Not Dogecoin. Not even that token your cousin made in his basement. 🦈💰
O’Leary Says Bitcoin Is the Main Event—Ethereum Is Still Waiting in the Lobby
Kevin “Mr. Wonderful” O’Leary just popped up on Coindesk spouting grand strategy about bitcoin (BTC). In his words, if you’re an institution with enough money to accidentally buy Rhode Island, bitcoin is your hot date. Ethereum? Eh, still texting, “you up?” on Friday night.
According to O’Leary, bitcoin is doing its own thing now—no longer asking the stock market if it can hang out. It’s got its own Netflix password. Institutions are noticing, and suddenly gold is looking over its shoulder like, “Hey, am I being replaced here?” (Spoiler: yes.)
O’Leary cheerfully revealed he’s got a modest 1.5% of his massive portfolio in bitcoin, plus another 19% soaking in crypto goodies like Coinbase and Robinhood. He thinks these platforms will have a field day—if, and only if, Congress passes acts like the Genius Act (which sounds like a villain’s plan) and Stablecoin Act (coming soon to a Senate drama near you). Expect roaring institutional money stampedes—always in business suits, never in flip-flops.
When Wall Street wants to dip its pinky toe into crypto, it grabs bitcoin like a life jacket. Forget Ethereum or any fancy Layer-2 business—too many syllables, too little brand recognition. “If you want wild rides, go bitcoin,” O’Leary shrugs, sipping his coffee. “Ethereum? Only if you love asking, ‘Why am I here?’ three different ways.” 🤷♂️💸
He even doubles down:
Look, the big institutions waiting with piles of cash are not touching ETH. They want bitcoin, and nothing but bitcoin. Apparently nobody ever lost sleep holding just bitcoin—unless they also bought NFTs of iguanas in sunglasses.
The missing puzzle piece? Regulation! Kevin predicts that the second lawmakers finally explain crypto rules using small words and big hand gestures, Wall Street will stampede in like it’s Black Friday at Walmart. And then, watch out: O’Leary’s magic 8-ball says bitcoin will sniff $100,000 faster than you can say, “I forgot my crypto wallet password.”
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2025-05-03 15:57