In a cosmic twist of fate that even the Vogons would call “excessive paperwork,” Gemini co-founder Tyler Winklevoss claims JPMorgan Chase suddenly developed a severe case of “integration indigestion” after he dared to call their new data-access fees “anti-competitive.” 🤯 Allegedly, the bank decided to “pause” Gemini’s onboarding process—because nothing says “we’re the future of finance” like throwing a tantrum when someone critiques your pricing model. Meanwhile, Gemini continues its quest to go public faster than a hitchhiker escaping a black hole, proving that if you squint hard enough, every banking dispute looks like a space opera. 🚀💸
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