Ah, KULR Technology Group, always one to keep us on our toes, has decided to up the ante on Bitcoin. They’ve gone ahead and bought a further 42 BTC, bringing their total holdings to a staggering 716.2 BTC. Yes, folks, you read that right—more Bitcoin than you can shake a stick at. 🚀
The firm, better known for its energy storage and management wizardry, didn’t just casually dip a toe into the world of digital currencies. No, no, they’ve splashed out around $69 million on their Bitcoin stash, at an average price of a tidy $96,342 per coin. Pocket change, really, if you’re in the right circles. 💸
This is just the latest in a long line of bold moves from KULR. Last December, they made the rather dramatic declaration that up to 90% of their surplus cash would go into Bitcoin. A decision that can only be described as either brilliant foresight or dangerously optimistic. Either way, their Bitcoin holdings are growing faster than the number of people who think they can become overnight millionaires by buying crypto. 🤔
The Bitcoin Revolution (Still in Its Baby Shoes)
And here’s where it gets spicy: CEO Michael Mo, always the voice of reason (or perhaps the voice of sheer unbridled enthusiasm), has announced that this move is part of a grander plan to weave emerging financial technologies into KULR’s operations. Because, you know, why settle for energy storage when you can have a hefty slice of the cryptocurrency pie? 🍰
Mo, with the air of someone who has just solved the world’s energy crisis and a few other minor problems, opined that the global acceptance of Bitcoin is, in fact, still in its “early stages.” Apparently, governments, companies, and capital markets are all jumping on the blockchain bandwagon—just a bit later than expected. As though we weren’t already aware that we’re all in the midst of a digital revolution that may or may not be the next tulip mania. 🌷
Meanwhile, over in New Hampshire, things are taking an even more interesting turn. The state has officially become the first in the U.S. to allow its treasurer to invest public funds in Bitcoin. Yes, the very same Bitcoin that your aunt Mildred keeps telling you is “just a fad.” Governor Kelly Ayotte signed a bill allowing up to 10% of state funds to be allocated to Bitcoin and other digital assets—assuming they meet a rather lofty market cap of $500 billion. Because, obviously, that’s just the beginning. 🎩
And if all of this wasn’t enough to make you think KULR is more of a fortune teller than a tech company, their Bitcoin yield has reportedly hit a whopping 197.5%. That’s right, they’re not just holding onto Bitcoin—they’re making a killing while doing it. One can only imagine the sort of financial wizardry going on behind closed doors. 🧙♂️
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