Well now, if you thought yesterday was a peachy day for investments, I reckon you’d be sorely mistaken. CoinDesk has graced us with its latest market shenanigans, showcasing the performance of the most notable players and the unfortunate souls dragging their feet in the CoinDesk 20 Index.
The CoinDesk 20, bless its heart, is currently floundering at a mere 2173.26, taking a nosedive of 13.5% (-338.56) since the sun set on Friday evening. Talk about a faceplant, folks!
In an astonishing twist of fate, not a single one of the twenty assets can claim victory today. It seems they all decided to have a collective pity party. 🎉
In the showdown of the century, our champions today are BTC, which only shed 8.4% of its dignity, and ICP, gallantly losing 11.0%—we salute you, brave souls. On the flip side, we have the laggards: LTC, sinking like a lead balloon at -19.7%, and SUI, tailing down at -18.5%. Tough crowd!
The CoinDesk 20 is a broad-based index, prancing about on various platforms across the globe, gathering data to perplex investors far and wide. So, hang on tight; it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! 😂
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2025-04-07 16:35