Hyperliquid: Solana’s Cousin, But with More Drama 🤡💸

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Cathie Wood, the financial equivalent of a wizard with a spreadsheet, likened Hyperliquid to Solana’s early days. Which, if you’ve ever seen a blockchain try to outpace a toddler on a trampoline, is a compliment of the highest order. “It’s exciting,” she said, “like Solana’s first day at school, but with more potential to crash and burn.”

In an interview with the Master Investor Podcast, she added, “Solana has proven its worth, you know, like a well-timed punchline. And Hyperliquid? It’s here to stay, or at least until the next crypto fad comes along. Probably.”

When asked if she believes in all cryptocurrencies, Cathie replied, “Bitcoin owns the space. Like a dragon owns its hoard, but with more math and fewer fire-breathing incidents.”

ARK Investment, founded by Cathie Wood in 2014, is the financial equivalent of a well-organized library, but instead of books, it’s filled with disruptive innovations. And by “disruptive,” we mean “things that make your bank account cry.”

Hyperliquid on the rise 🧠💸

Hyperliquid, a decentralized perpetual exchange platform, is currently riding a wave of success so intense, it’s like trying to hold a beach ball in a hurricane. But with more code and fewer waves. Its native token, HYPE, is now fetching prices that make your average meme coin blush.

According to DefiLlama, Hyperliquid’s trading volume is $5.885 billion. That’s enough to buy a small island, a yacht, and a lifetime supply of existential dread. Its token, HYPE, hit $57.34-then promptly asked, “Why?”

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2025-09-29 14:29