Enter Sir Scott Bessent, Secretary of the Treasury’s own herald of certainty, who, with the flourish of a man who has supped on all the coffee of the district, declaims upon the stage of Congress: “Gentlemen and Ladies of the Senate, lend me your attention and your ledgers. The CLARITY Act, a bipartisan charter for the crypto realm, promises to render the market legible as a French act of parliament.”
“Regulatory ignorance,” he proclaims, “is a treacherous frost that drives innovation to foreign climes, leaving our own laboratories to shiver in the dark. Act now, while there remains a flicker of daylight, lest we awaken to find the future rehearsed in other lands.”
The scene grows lively, for the bill is stalled, a comedy of manners in the Senate, where banks, exchanges, and crypto firms dispute as if a masque were upon them. Yet the orators insist that a clear set of rules would calm the tumult, steady the markets, and foster a wider adoption-like seasoning that tames a tempest and invites a gentle feast of commerce.
Thus the supporters, with a bow and a wink, cry, “Let there be order, let there be certainty, let our republic not be the last to learn the art of regulation!” If not, they warn, the hour will strike and the public’s confidence shall wane, and with it the very crown of American leadership in this fast-growing spectacle.
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