How Zerohash’s $104M Windfall Became the Crypto World’s New Soap Opera

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Ah, Zerohash, that merry band of digital alchemists, has just unveiled a $104 million Series D-2 round-led, of course, by the ever-watchful Interactive Brokers, joined by a motley crew of institutional adventurers: Morgan Stanley, Sofi, Apollo-managed funds, Jump Crypto, Northwestern Mutual Future Ventures, FTMO, IMC, and Liberty City Ventures. And lest we forget the familiar faces: PEAK6, Tastytrade, and Nyca Partners-true believers in this enchanted financial circus.

With this infusion, Zerohash’s coffers now boast a princely sum of $275 million, ready to fuel their ambitions like an old-time trolley car charged by a furious thunderstorm. They propose to speed ahead with product expansion, hiring spree, and their noble quest as on-chain infrastructure providers for the elusive beasts known as crypto, stablecoins, and tokenized assets. Since its inception in 2017, the company has offered rigorously compliant APIs and a dev-kit as charming and embeddable as a purring cat, enchanting over five million users scattered across 190 countries, and delighting customers such as Interactive Brokers, Stripe, Franklin Templeton, and DraftKings-because who doesn’t want a bit of crypto sprinkled on their fantasy sports? 🪄

As for the spoils, Zerohash vows to resurrect enterprise-grade solutions for trading, payments, remittances, payroll, and the mysterious art of tokenization, all while waltzing through the ballroom of rising institutional demand and the ever-more-clarified regulatory fog. CEO Edward Woodford, who might be wearing an invisible crown made of blockchain hashes, proclaimed this round a grand validation-proof that Zerohash’s scale and trustworthiness are no mere fairy tale in the cynical world of major financial firms.

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2025-09-24 10:57