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Ah, the Trump Meme Token team, those virtuosos of digital whimsy, have unshackled the fog enveloping their laughable “Dinner with President Trump” contest. Contrary to the whispered legend circulating the agora of X (once Twitter, now a playground for the absurd), you do not, emphatically, need the fiscal equivalent of a small nation’s GDP in $TRUMP tokens to RSVP to this banquet of buffoonery.

In their official dispatch, the team deflates the balloon of misinformation: the rumored cutoff at block explorer #220? Hogwash! That number is a merry cocktail of locked tokens, sleepy exchange wallets, and ghosts of non-violent non-participants. No, dear reader, the true arbiter of who’s in and who’s merely window shopping glimmers on the bona fide leaderboard.

The spectacle and hoopla surrounding a tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte with President Trump is nothing short of electrifying! We must, however, dispel some of the cacophonous myths drifting through X and the media haze.

– You need $300K+ to participate (Spoiler alert: You Don’t)
– We’re unlocking participation (Well, not quite
)

— TrumpMeme (@GetTrumpMemes) April 24, 2025

Currently, the top throne is occupied by a user named Sun, clutching an ostentatious hoard of 1.17 million $TRUMP tokens—valued at a jaw-dropping $14 million. Meanwhile, a humble contender named HAR lounges at #220 with a modest 35.3 $TRUMP, roughly $420, reminding everyone this contest is less a gold rush and more a delightful free-for-all.

The game, dear aspirants, is a curious blend of time-weighted holdings—register quickly, hold fast, and perhaps fortune will taste your company. Mere possession is but half the dance; registration on the leaderboard is your clandestine handshake into this carnival.

Oh, and lest you think tokens spring forth from invisible fountains, those from the initial unlock and the ensuing three months of daily trickles will now be locked tighter than a politician’s promise for an extra 90 days—well beyond our competition’s lifespan. Fairness, or at least the illusion thereof, persists.

The Trump Meme ensemble heralds this uproarious enthusiasm as “amazing” and beckons all who dream of dining with the orange spectacle to soon cast their hats into the ring.

So, if you clutch your $TRUMP tokens with gleeful ignorance, now may be your moment to dine where tweets meet steaks—sans a six-figure ransom.

Cautionary whispers: Cryptocurrencies, especially memecoins, are as stable as a house of cards in a thunderstorm. Often devoid of honest-to-goodness purpose, driven by speculation, hype, and the odd meme-fueled frenzy. Venture forth, but do not forget your umbrella, wits, and due diligence.

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2025-04-25 09:09