Hold on to your hats and wallets, folks! Strategy, the dashing ex-MicroStrategy (who changed its name like a stage actor dodging bad reviews), just bought 6,556 more Bitcoins for a cool $555.8 million. That’s an average price of $84,785 per shiny digital coin—no small potatoes, or should I say, no small *bitcoins* 🤑.
Now, they’re sitting pretty on a whopping 538,200 BTC as of April 20, 2025—which is either the world’s biggest treasure hoard or a colossal game of Monopoly gone wild. They’ve thrown a staggering $36.47 billion at this crypto party, averaging $67,766 per Bitcoin—guess when you’re this deep, you gotta keep doubling down, right?
And hey, if you’re wondering how that’s paying off: in 2025 alone, the show’s been up by a sprightly 12.1%. That’s right, even with all the rollercoaster drama of crypto, their aggressive “buy more and never look back” plan is still strutting down the runway like it owns the place. Bravo, Strategy, bravo! 🕺💰
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2025-04-21 15:21