Exactly one orbit around the sun ago, Citron Research-ever the bravado juggernaut of short-selling-launched a daring hypothesis: slam MicroStrategy (then MicroStrategy, not yet the cryptic crypto darling) with a hefty short while simultaneously whispering sweet nothings to Bitcoin, promising a long-term love affair. Ah, the drama of volatile markets, where fortunes are made and fortunes-well, mostly-fade faster than a Snapchat selfie.
Fast-forward twelve months, and behold: MicroStrategy’s stock took a nosedive of 68%, as if it had suddenly discovered the art of falling gracefully, while Bitcoin, the darling of some enthusiasts, only sulked downward by 15%. Here’s the poetic justice-one sees Wall Street’s version of “Oops, I did it again,” and the other just limped along, perhaps embarrassed but still holding on for dear life. 🤡💸
$MSTR How did this one age?
A year ago, Citron confidently plotted the short-sell of MSTR and the long thrill of BTC.
Today? MSTR -68%, Bitcoin shedding 15%.
Timing was tight, luck was thicker, and Saylor’s face remains a mystery-like the Mona Lisa with a crypto twist.
Still scratching heads over this one…– Citron Research (@CitronResearch) November 21, 2025
Meanwhile, Andrew Left, Citron’s maestro of market mischief, clapped himself on the back via social media, glowing with pride at the accuracy of his crystal ball-or perhaps just a really good guesswork. The timing? Impeccable, in a “my cat predicted this” sort of way. Yet, amidst the triumph, a whisper of confusion echoes-what exactly was Saylor’s reaction? A perplexing cipher that has left Wall Street jesters giggling.
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Centuries of economic wisdom? Nah. Citron’s gamble was straightforward: Saylor’s Bitcoin love would lead to a spectacular crash, like a romantic comedy hitting the wall-only with more zeros and less humor. The over-invested business genius was risking it all on a rollercoaster called cryptocurrency-because who doesn’t love a volatile romance with their stock?
The saga’s end? Well, it’s more of a beginning-an ongoing cat-and-mouse game of corporate crypto dreams versus Wall Street wit, leaving us pondering whether Saylor is a visionary or just refreshingly naïve. Either way, this drama continues to be proof that in the financial circus, you never quite know who’s clowning whom. 🤔🎪
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