Ah, House Speaker Mike Johnson, the Republican from Louisiana who seems to have mastered the art of selective hearing. Last week, while the rest of us were busy scrolling through our feeds, he blissfully floated through life, completely unaware of a cryptocurrency dinner hosted by none other than Donald Trump. 🍽️💸
During a Sunday morning chat on CNN’s State of the Union, when asked about this glittering gala of digital currency, Johnson replied, “I don’t know anything about the dinner. I was a little busy this past week…so I’m not going to comment on something I haven’t even heard about.” Ah yes, because who wouldn’t want to miss a dinner where the main course was probably a side of Bitcoin with a sprinkle of meme coin? 🤷♂️
Critics quickly pounced on his cluelessness, questioning how the GOP leader could be so blissfully disconnected from a major political and financial event. I mean, it’s not like it was a secret dinner; it was more like a “Hey, come and invest in my meme coin” kind of soirée. But hey, who needs to know about the latest in cryptocurrency when you can just focus on, I don’t know, whatever it is that keeps you busy in Louisiana? 🐊
In a valiant attempt to save face, Johnson described Trump as “very active” in the crypto world and “one of the greatest dealmakers of all time.” I can only imagine the deals being struck over hors d’oeuvres and crypto charts. “Look, I’m balancing trade and fostering innovation,” he might have said while trying to juggle a plate of shrimp cocktail and a blockchain ledger. 🍤📈
He also mentioned the Trump team’s support for emerging technologies, including cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence. “We now have an AI czar in David Sacks, a respected industry expert from Silicon Valley,” he proclaimed, as if that somehow made everything better. Because nothing screams “we’re on top of things” like appointing an AI czar while missing a dinner with 200 top investors in your own party’s meme coin. 🤖💰
The dinner, held at Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, was a star-studded affair for those who had invested in the $TRUMP meme coin, which, by the way, debuted in January 2025 and has already racked up a market cap of about $2.5 billion. So, while Johnson was busy being “a little busy,” the rest of us were left wondering if he was also unaware of the fact that the world is spinning on a cryptocurrency axis. 🌍💸
Read More
- Pepe Price: Can the Meme King Rise Again? 🤑🚀
- Gold Rate Forecast
- EUR USD PREDICTION
- LINK PREDICTION. LINK cryptocurrency
- 3 Binance Coins That Will Make You Freak Out 🤯
- ETH PREDICTION. ETH cryptocurrency
- USD KRW PREDICTION
- ADA PREDICTION. ADA cryptocurrency
- CRO PREDICTION. CRO cryptocurrency
- IP PREDICTION. IP cryptocurrency
2025-05-26 14:13