Gold Bug Claims Magic Internet Money Will Vanish Faster Than His Market Predictions! ๐ŸŽญ

In what could only be described as a moment of cosmic irony, Peter Schiff – the man who’s predicted approximately 847 of the last 2 market crashes – has emerged from his gold-plated fortress to share his thoughts about Ethereum. ๐Ÿฐ

Our favorite crypto-skeptic, who presumably still thinks the internet is just a fad, watched Ethereum perform what he might call a “gravity appreciation event” below $1,500. The digital asset dropped faster than a banker’s jaw at a Bitcoin convention, shedding 20% quicker than Schiff loses Twitter followers. At its lowest, ETH touched $1,400, or as Schiff might measure it, “0.0000001 gold bars.” ๐Ÿ“‰

With all the confidence of a man who’s never had to eat his words (despite having quite a feast available), Schiff declared on X (that blue bird thing that’s not quite Twitter anymore) that ETH will soon break below $1,000. One can’t help but wonder if he makes these predictions by consulting his gold coins like tea leaves. ๐Ÿ”ฎ

Currently, ETH is trading at $1,569.09, stubbornly refusing to immediately fulfill Schiff’s prophecy, much to the disappointment of gold bugs everywhere. It’s down 7.29% in the past day, which in crypto terms is what we call “a minor fluctuation” or “Tuesday.” ๐ŸŽข

Meanwhile, the market cap has shrunk to $189.34 billion, roughly equivalent to the value of all the gold in Schiff’s imagination. The trading volume has exploded by 476% to $54.07 billion, suggesting that either people are panic selling, or they’re just really excited about proving Peter wrong. Again. ๐ŸŽช

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2025-04-07 21:26