In a tale as wild as a wandering Cossack at dusk, gold has pranced upward by 3.56% against that notorious U.S. dollar amid Trump’s tariff shenanigans and the reciprocating capers of China and the European Union. Meanwhile, silver, with the stoic air of a bemused clerk, followed suit with a modest 2.08% rise 🤔.
The Globe Becomes a Stage for a Bullion Farce
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Meanwhile, our venerable precious metals have taken center stage: the price of one troy ounce of gold has ascended by that same droll 3.56% in the span of a day, while silver too has tiptoed upward, rising 2.08% against the fickle dollar. As the clock struck 1 p.m. ET on this peculiar Wednesday, gold was paraded at $3,090 per ounce and silver at a princely $30.44. In a twist of fate sure to amuse even the sternest of financial officials, investor interest has begun drifting towards Treasury bonds, bullion, and liquid assets, as if betting on a carnival of absurdity 🤣.
Gold’s recent, almost mythic climb—thus breaching the sacred $3,000 per ounce barrier for the very first time—marks a milestone worthy of the grandest tales, even if its percentage gains lag behind epochs of old. This spectacle, born of geopolitical friction, voracious central bank appetites, and a fog of macabre economic uncertainty, saw its zenith at a record $3,167 on April 2, 2025.
History, ever the grand storyteller, recounts a more extravagant chapter: between November 1978 and January 1980, gold prices soared over 300% amidst hyperinflation and energy turmoil. In contrast, 2025’s measured 17.65% year-to-date rise (following a hearty 27% in 2024) has led some audacious souls to whisper that the rambunctious spirit of the late 1970s might yet return, promising even loftier leaps in these topsy-turvy times 😜.
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2025-04-09 20:59