Picture this, darlings: George Osborne, erstwhile Chancellor of the Exchequer, now hobnobbing with the crypto crowd at Coinbase, has taken to the stage to remind us that Britain is about to miss the “Big Bang” of the digital age. Take a bow, Labour! While they’re busy fussing over the safety net, our dear ex-minister suggests we’re falling behind faster than a London cabbie in rush hour. 🚖💨
With a twinkle in his eye (and perhaps a touch of sarcasm), he compares the current digital shift to the roaring 80s—when Margaret Thatcher made capitalism sparkle and the city’s sky lit up with opportunity. Now, he warns, if we don’t get our act together, we might find ourselves waving from the sidelines while the US, the EU, and Asia get their crypto game on. 🕺🌏
Having moved from Westminster to Coinbase’s glittering advisory board, Osborne is practically shouting: “Don’t delay! The gold rush is knocking, and if we snooze, the train will leave without us.” And let’s face it, folks, while the UK’s political lot wring their hands, the world is racing ahead faster than a shareholder at a dividend payout. 💸
So, in true Coward fashion—witty, a tad sardonic, and quite aware of the irony—we’re left pondering: will we rise to the occasion or remain the aloof, somewhat confused, Brits watching from the sidelines? Cheers to hoping we’re not just the punchline of the next financial joke! 🥂😂
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2025-08-04 09:36