A Shift Toward Global Expansion
In a stunning move that screams “I’m not panicking at all,” Strategy-formerly MicroStrategy, now rebranded as “We’re Still Here, But With Euros!”-is launching a 10% Series A Perpetual Preferred Stock (STRE) to confuse European investors. This “financial instrument” is basically a fancy term for “we’re borrowing money to buy Bitcoin… again.” The 3.5 million shares will fund Bitcoin purchases and “operational needs,” which probably means paying the electric bill for their mining rigs. 🔌
Building a Euro Bridge to Bitcoin
By offering STRE in euros, Strategy is building a bridge between traditional finance and Bitcoin’s wild west. Institutions can now “invest” in Bitcoin without actually touching crypto-because nothing says “trust” like a middleman with a stock ticker. 🏛️➡️🚀 Michael Saylor, the man who once said “Bitcoin is the future!” and still says it, declared this a “milestone” for Europe. Let’s hope the next step is a Bitcoin-themed Eurovision entry. 🎤
Strategy is offering (“Stream”), our first ever Euro-Denominated Perpetual Preferred Stock, to European and global institutional investors.
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) – Because why trust the U.S. dollar when you can trust the euro… and also trust that Michael Saylor knows what he’s doing? 🤷♂️
Analysts are calling this a “milestone” for Bitcoin-based corporate financing. Translation: They’re all on board with a ship that’s already half-sunk. 🛥️
Ongoing Bitcoin Accumulation
This week, Strategy spent $45.6 million to buy 397 BTC-because who needs cash flow when you can buy Bitcoin at $114k/coin? Their total holdings now sit at 641,205 BTC. Analysts from Mizuho, TD Cowen, and Benchmark say the slowdown in buying is “normal,” which is code for “we have no idea what we’re doing.” 🤷♀️
Long-Term Vision Remains Intact
Industry observers still think Strategy’s plan to mix stocks and Bitcoin is “sustainable.” By opening a euro channel for Bitcoin, they’re becoming a global “investor network” that’s basically a very expensive book club. 📚 The STRE offering is just another way to say, “Trust us, we’re professionals… probably.”
WARNING: This article is not financial advice. It’s just a bunch of jokes and emojis. Do not invest in Bitcoin based on this. Or do. We’re not your parents. 🚨
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2025-11-04 17:00