Well, who would have guessed? The market, like a civil servant returning from a weeklong holiday, is feeling unexpectedly lively on this dreary Monday, at least according to those tireless scribes at CoinStats. 😏

ETH/USD
Ethereum, unequivocal toast of the altcoin soiree, has apparently had a double espresso: up 3.41% overnight. A miracle! Or perhaps just another day in the cryptic corridors of speculative finance.

The hourly chart, that oracle of fleeting hopes, whispers sweet nothings of bullishness. If today’s bar sidles up to resistance—or heaven help us, breaks it—a grand excursion to the legendary $2,700 buffet may follow. Speculators and prophets, take your tickets!

Zooming out to the broader panorama, our majestic altcoin drifts in the midst of an expansive channel: stern support at $2,317 below, and a resistance as stubborn as a government clerk at $2,857 above. Neither bulls nor bears have remembered to set their alarms. The result? The sort of volatility that makes a stuffed cabbage look exhilarating. 🌯
As the curtain falls on the week, don’t expect fireworks—unless you count yawns as explosive.

From the middle-distance perspective, our hero ETH is doggedly ambling toward $2,857. Should this sluggish climb persist, prepare your monocles for a glimpse of the fabled $3,000 peak. Will it arrive? Or will the coach turn into a pumpkin at $2,857?
For now, ETH reclines like a weary minor official at $2,624. Place your bets. Or better yet, make a cup of tea and watch someone else do it. ☕
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2025-06-16 17:50