Ethereum ETFs Laughing All The Way to the Bank While Bitcoin Sips a Sad Latte

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Ah, the United States, the land of opportunity, where Ethereum Spot ETFs have strutted into the headlines like an overly confident peacock, scooping up nearly $2 billion in net inflows in a week. Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs seem to have misplaced their enthusiasm, barely reaching the drowsy heights of $70 million. It’s like one is throwing a lavish banquet while the other is stuck at home, munching on stale crackers. 🦚🍞

Ethereum Spot ETF Inflows For July 2025 Cross $5 Billion Mark

According to the Paranormal ETF tracking site SoSoValue (which clearly has links to extraterrestrial life), Ethereum’s ETF market experienced a gloriously bullish week, banking $1.85 billion. This isn’t just good news; it’s practically an intergalactic celebration—complete with confetti and all. 🥳

This Herculean feat marks a positive streak longer than your Uncle Fred’s fishing stories, spanning twelve weeks and reaching back to May. Interestingly, this week’s inflows almost put a dent in the universe’s fabric of reality, only trailing the mind-boggling record of $2.18 billion from that wild week in the third period of July.

Diving into the choppy waters of last week’s performance, BlackRock’s ETHA claimed the lion’s share, securing over $1.29 billion as if it were participating in the Olympic gold medal of inflows. Now, it boasts a staggering $10.69 billion in total net assets—a number so high it may require a ladder to even see it. Fidelity’s FETH, bless its soul, managed to crawl into second place with an impressive $382.89 million, though it was more of a polite shuffle than a sprint.

In the realm of Grayscale and Bitwise, the inflow extravaganza continued with them snagging $171.75 million and $34.63 million, respectively. Other Ethereum Spot ETFs, achingly aware of their own underwhelming capacities, tried valiantly to rustle up $2 to $4 million apiece. Meanwhile, Grayscale’s ETHE seemed to offer a minor coupon redemption for investors, suffering an outflow of $42.03 million. Classy as ever, the Invesco QETH stood still, neither gaining nor losing anything, like an indecisive cat at a junction.

To top off this delightful tale, the Ethereum Spot ETF land now has inked a total of $9.33 billion in cumulative inflows since its July 2024 debutant year. Total net assets have zipped along to $20.66 billion, making up a healthy 4.64% of the Ethereum market cap—because percentages matter, even if your friends don’t!

Bitcoin ETFs Register $72 Million Inflows In Sluggish Performance

Now, contrast this with the Bitcoin ETFs, which appear to have taken a rather long and contemplative stroll through the park, culminating in a tepid $72.06 million in inflows. It’s the lowest positive weekly inflow recorded over the last sixteen weeks—a delightful achievement if you consider the definition of ‘delightful’ as something questionably lacking. 🍵😏

In reacting to this sluggishness, Bitcoin ETFs have amassed a whopping $54.82 billion in aggregated inflows, which may sound impressive until you realize their asset under management resembles a lethargic turtle at $151.64 billion—a mere 6.54% of Bitcoin’s market cap, for what it’s worth. As of now, Bitcoin continues to dawdle around $118,119 after a modest-ish 1.21% gain yesterday. Meanwhile, Ethereum is off having a good time at $3,760, with a sprightly total market cap of $453.93 billion. 🌌

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2025-07-27 20:33