Key takeaways:
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ETH futures are stealing Bitcoin’s spotlight – surprise, surprise! 🦉
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RSI is throwing a pity party. 🎉 (Short-term doom?)
Ether (ETH) has been stuck below $4,000 since December 2025, like a contestant on a reality show who can’t win a prize. Traders are more confused than a chinchilla in a hamster ball. But hey! Bulls are eyeing $4,500, because why not aim for a “realized price band” that sounds like a yoga class? 🧘♂️
Glassnode data says $4,500 was a ceiling in 2024 and 2021. Breaking it could trigger a “rapid upward momentum” – or a chaotic TikTok dance. Either way, volatility is the main dish. 🍽️
ETH futures volume > Bitcoin? CryptoMoon says it’s the “largest shift” since 2022. Meanwhile, Byzantine General, that guy who always knows, now says:
“I think I’m wrong about ETH getting short-term downside. It’s too strong… It’s looking like a just Fing SEND it moment.” (Air quotes on “short-term.”)
Short liquidations above $4,000 could blow $930M like a crypto-themed fireworks show. 🎆 Let’s hope it’s not a 💥.
Bearish divergences: ETH’s new BFF? 😭
While bulls cheer, RSI is MIA. Price hits new highs, but RSI is like that friend who can’t keep up with the group chat. Bearish divergence = buyer exhaustion, or “I’m fine, really!” energy. 🙃
Daily charts show a bearish divergence that’s been unresolved since $3,500. If ETH can’t break $4,000 with style, expect a “support zone” drop below $3,700 – or a full-on “FVG” meltdown between $3,200 and $3,300. 🤯
Bottom line: ETH is playing a game of crypto Jenga. One wrong move and… well, you get the picture. 🧱
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2025-07-31 01:09