TL;DR
- Ethereum’s pride crushed beneath $4,100-now groveling toward $2,750 like a beggar at a feast. 🐀
- MVRV Bands demand a $4,840 hero… or else prepare for a tragic descent. 🎭💸
- Price mimics 2020’s ghostly waltz, but bulls must reclaim glory or face eternal crypto purgatory. 👻
Ethereum’s Grand Collapse, Act I
The noble Ethereum, once a paragon of valor, now stumbles beneath the fateful $4,100 threshold, its bullish momentum vanquished by a 20% tempest. At this very moment, it wallows near $3,900, a 12% weekly humiliation etched into its ledger.
Daan Crypto Trades, our modern-day Cassius, warns: “Should this $4,100 fortress crumble, watch for a tragic continuation of despair.” Alas, he concedes this may be a mere ruse-a false dawn-until the price dares to rise again. A bold move, indeed, for a coin so prone to theatrics!

Trader Tardigrade, ever the dramatist, compares this farce to 2020’s V-shaped recovery-a tale of false hope and consolidation. “A breakout?” they muse, “Perhaps… if bulls summon the courage to breach resistance. But first, a villain must perish!”
$ETH/3-day #Ethereum’s next act: A Masquerade of Momentum? 🎩
– Trader Tardigrade (@TATrader_Alan) September 26, 2025
The 20-Week MA: A Noble Stand or a Tragic Last Stand?
Michaël van de Poppe, our bard of bears and bulls, declares $3,800-$4,000 a “paradise” for accumulation. “A test of strength!” he proclaims. “The 20-Week MA, that ancient guardian of order, now beckons.”
“To accumulate here is to dance with destiny,” he croons. “But beware-the past may repeat, or perhaps it will not. Ah, the cruel whims of fate!”
– Michaël van de Poppe (@CryptoMichNL) September 26, 2025
If this zone holds, stability may bloom. Should it fall? The abyss of $2,850 awaits, a chasm fit for a Shakespearean tragedy.
MVRV Bands: The Oracle of Doom and Delusion
Ali Martinez, our seer of spreadsheets, unveils the MVRV Bands-a cryptic prophecy. “Break $4,840, and $5,860 shall tremble!” he thunders. “Fail, and $2,750 shall claim your soul.”
“A correction to $2,750 looms,” he intones. “The gods of volatility smile upon this chaos.”
ETH clings to the MVRV mean like a drunkard to a wall. Should it falter, the descent will be as poetic as it is painful. 🐃🎭
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2025-09-26 15:43