Oh, look! Another Trump family drama unfolding, but this time it’s about… *crypto*? 😱 Eric Trump, ever the man of the moment, has revealed that major U.S. banks (we’re talking Capital One, JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, and First Republic) decided to close *hundreds* of Trump-associated accounts without so much as a “sorry, not sorry” in 2025. 📉
So, naturally, Eric, in his infinite wisdom, has turned to Ethereum like it’s the financial equivalent of a trendy avocado toast. 🥑💸 Because, of course, when the banks slam the door in your face, why not just become your own financial guru and start promoting cryptocurrency as if it’s the solution to world peace? 🤷♂️
Now Eric’s out there, waving the crypto flag and claiming it’s the way forward. No more pesky banks trying to keep up with the times! (Or maybe just trying to avoid being linked to family feuds. Who knows?) 🏦🚪
And, of course, all this is sparking *huge* debates about whether political motivations are at play in the world of banking. But hey, who needs a bank when you’ve got Ethereum, right? Just ask Eric! 😉
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2025-08-14 07:52