Elon Musk has decided to grace us with his latest brainchild: “X Money.” Yes, you heard that right! A payment system on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter. Because, you know, we really needed another way to spend our money online. 🙄 The Tesla chief confirmed that this service will launch in a “very limited access beta.” Limited? Oh great, just what we need—more exclusivity! It’s like a VIP club for our wallets. 🤑
Now, Musk insists we should be “prudent” with our funds. Prudent? This is the guy who launched a car into space! And while he’s been selling us on X as the “everything app,” this update conveniently forgets to mention anything about crypto. Shocking, right? It’s like going to a buffet and finding out they only serve salad.
This whole thing is just another step in Musk’s grand plan to take X beyond its social media roots. But specifics on the beta release? Still as elusive as a good parking spot in Manhattan. And let’s not forget Musk’s oh-so-cryptic reply to a Tesla Owners Silicon Valley post, which just screams, “We’re taking this slow, folks!” Stability in finance? Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen! 🎭
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2025-05-27 00:27