Ah, the ever-entertaining Elon Musk, who’s back to peddling Bitcoin as the cure-all for the world’s monetary woes. 💸 “You can’t fake energy,” he insists, as if the laws of physics are suddenly on his side. 🧠⚡
“Impossible to fake energy,” he writes, while governments have been faking fiat since the dawn of time. A masterclass in irony, truly. 🤯
Zerohedge, ever the conspiracy theorist, claims the AI arms race is funded by debasement. Well, isn’t that just the most thrilling way to spend our tax dollars? 🚀💸
AI is the new global arms race, and capex will be funded by governments. How delightfully dramatic! 🎭💰
Musk predicted Bitcoin’s “long winter” after FTX collapse
Musk’s first serious Bitcoin post in three years? A mere whisper of “long winter” after FTX’s grand exit. A prophet of doom, indeed. ❄️
FTX’s collapse was less “financial meltdown” and more “dramatic exit from the stage.” 🎭💰
Tesla, in a rare moment of environmental conscience, paused Bitcoin payments. But don’t worry, they’ll probably resume once the mines are powered by “clean” energy-whatever that means. 🌍🔋
Bitcoin mining’s energy usage hit a record high… because nothing says “sustainability” like a graph that looks like a rollercoaster. 🎢📈
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