Donald Trump Made HOW MUCH in Crypto? The Answer Will Make Your Hair Stand Up Like His

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Buckle up, America: Apparently, being President is just a side hustle now. In 2024, Donald Trump raked in a casual $57.4 million from cryptocurrencies—a sum that would make even Scrooge McDuck drop his monocle. Where did this money come from? The DeFi Wild West, naturally, with Trump jumping on board World Liberty Financial (WLFI), flanked by his sons Don Jr. and Eric. Because nothing screams “sound financial advice” like a group text titled, Liberty Bros Crypto Picks 🚀.

Promises Made, Promises Cashed In 💸

On June 13, CryptoBro-in-Chief Trump flexed his digital muscles and filed his 2025 public financial disclosure. Basically, a 200+ page love letter to the US Office of Government Ethics detailing his bank accounts, investments, and, yes, that sweet, sweet $57.4 million in crypto. No word yet on whether his password was “covfefe.”

The man has not only promised to “make America crypto again,” but he seems committed to personally test-driving every blockchain on earth. Analysts say this pro-crypto stance has been great for innovation—and for his wallet, which is now fatter than a Thanksgiving turkey.

The exact breakdown of when this windfall landed? Unclear. Apparently, the form was vaguer than a Mar-a-Lago brunch menu, but experts believe it covers 2023. Spoiler alert: It was one of his biggest sources of income. The only thing not included? Revenue from gold-plated NFTs shaped like his hair.

The Man, The Myth, The Portfolio 🏦

If you’ve ever wanted a slice of DeFi political theatre, Trump is holding about 15.75 billion (that’s billion, with a “B”) governance tokens in World Liberty Financial. Apparently, this gives him the right to vote on important things, like the color of WLFI’s new logo or whether “yuge” can be a transaction type.

Not to be outdone by himself, Mr. 45 banked $1.16 million from his very own collection of Non-fungible Token (NFT) trading cards. Mrs. Trump also joined the blockchain bonanza, pulling in $216,700 from NFTs with her personal branding—no word on whether they came with a free “Be Best” sticker.

Forbes claims Trump now has up to $1 billion in cryptocurrencies—because apparently the Monopoly money wasn’t enough—and half of his $900 million in liquid assets is digital. Somewhere, the US Mint is sweating.

But wait, there’s more! The report barely whispered about the brand new TRUMP memecoin, which according to earlier data, drummed up between $86 million and $100 million by the end of January. Cha-ching. 🤷‍♀️

How much of that made its way into his accounts? Let’s just say, it’s probably more than you found in your couch cushions this year.

The Trump Crypto Empire: Expansion Pack 🤑

And because every blockbuster deserves a sequel, the Trump crypto empire is coming soon to an SEC hearing near you. On June 3, NYSE Arca filed an audacious request to list the “Truth Social Bitcoin ETF.” You know, to let investors ride the Bitcoin roller coaster without the stress of remembering a seed phrase. All courtesy of his media baby, Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG).

But wait! Like any good late-night infomercial—there’s always more! The hotly rumored “TRUMP Wallet” just got a round of denials from the sons, who apparently want plausible deniability. Meanwhile, crypto sleuths (and Ripple CTO David Schwartz) are convinced the family is playing 4D blockchain chess.

💰TRUMP’S $57M DEFI WINDWALL

Donald Trump disclosed $57.4M in income from World Liberty Financial, a crypto venture he backs with sons Don Jr. and Eric.

He holds 15.75B governance tokens with voting rights — but the filing doesn’t say if he sold, staked, or just valued them…

— Alpha (@the_alpha_dev) June 14, 2025

The only thing bigger than Trump’s crypto portfolio might be his hair. And at this rate, his inauguration parade in 2025 could just be him riding a golden Bitcoin around the White House lawn. 🪙🏛️

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2025-06-14 21:17