Dogecoin’s Doggy Drama: Epic Moonshot or Mutt’s Mauling? 😹🚀

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Oh, what a splendid ruckus in the world of Dogecoin today, my dear readers! Top DOGE influencer Top Doge has been wagging his tail, teasing a grand kerfuffle set to unleash upon the meme coin mob on this very October 13. Speculation is as abundant as fleas on a stray pup – what mischief might it be, and will it turn our humble DOGE into a king among canines? 😏🐕

Dogecoin Influencer Hints At Big Things For DOGE

In a cheeky X post, the cunning Top Doge proclaimed that enormous mischief is brewing for Dogecoin come the 13th. He slyly hinted that Bit Origin, that sly old fox, is chomping at the bit to lead the pack, whispering of grand institutional shindigs. Ah, Bit Origin – one of those two cheeky DOGE treasury firms sprung up in the bustling U.S., clutching 70.5 million DOGE like a squirrel with its nuts, per CoinGecko’s watchful eye. Sarcasm aside, dear Top Doge offered naught more, yet boasted the DOGE escapade is only just warming up its paws! In an earlier bark, he scoffed that DOGE has shed its mere meme skin, thanking firms like Bit Origin for transforming internet hogwash into bona fide fortune. “Big money’s sniffing around DOGE now,” he chuckled, drawing all manner of wild guesses about this 13th of October brouhaha. 😂💰

And heavens above, Top Doge’s not alone in this theatrical tease! That flamboyant fellow Mario Nawfal piped up too, promising something colossal to rattle the DOGE den and the whole crypto circus. House of Doge, the pompous corporate flank of the Dogecoin Foundation, even retweeted Nawfal’s mischief, suggesting ties to those lofty institutional adoptions. They’ve been busier than bees in a bonnet, pushing DOGE into respectable hands, even aiding CleanCore’s DOGE vault setup. So, what devilish deed awaits? 🐝🏦

The DOGE ETFs

Ah, the Dogecoin ETFs – that gleaming pot of gold the DOGE faithful dream of snatching from the rainbow’s end! But alas, poor dears, it’s unlikely to be the grand reveal our influencers are salivating over. The SEC, that naughty spoil-sport, has dashed hopes with the U.S. government shutdown, putting the kibosh on approvals for now. The deadline for Grayscale’s Dogecoin ETF was a distant October 18, but under those newfangled generic rules, the SEC might yank them through whenever they fancy – though not till the shutdown’s tantrum subsides. Polymarket predicts a month-long sulk, you know! Sigh, more waiting in the twilight. Still, Dogecoin’s prancing at $0.2, puffed up 11% in the last day by CoinMarketCap’s reckonings. Will it woof or whimper? 😤📉

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2025-10-13 20:05