Deep in the eighth level of the IT department, where the coffee is cold and the Wi-Fi is warmer than your boss’s regard, Rahul Agarwal found himself entangled in a heist that would make the Thieves’ Guild weep into their ale. You see, Mr. Agarwal’s laptop—poor thing—had been compromised by digital gremlins who turned it into a cryptocurrency vacuum cleaner. 🤖 They siphoned $44 million like it was monopoly money, hiding the trail with the subtlety of a dragon sneezing in a fireworks shop. Agarwal, ever the optimist, claimed he was “just freelancing on the side” and “had no idea,” which is about as convincing as a wizard explaining he “didn’t mean to summon a demon.” The authorities, meanwhile, are combing the blockchain for clues, while the stolen coins are probably already buried in a swamp somewhere, guarded by goblins with Bitcoin tattoos. 💻💰
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2025-07-31 10:35