Crypto Stocks: Bullish AF or Just Bull? 🤑💨

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The crypto market is having a moment, darling. 🌈✨ Global market cap is up 2%, and everyone’s acting like they’ve just found a Bitcoin in their couch cushions. Couch cushions, people. 🛋️💰

Apparently, this “broad uptrend” (fancy, right?) has everyone and their grandma eyeing crypto stocks like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕👵

Bitfarms Ltd (BITF) – Buyback Bonanza or Just a Flirt? 💸💃

Bitfarms shares jumped 16.81% on Tuesday, closing at $1.32. Why? Oh, just a little thing called a *share buyback initiative*. 🛍️💼 The board’s like, “Hey, let’s repurchase 49,943,031 shares because why not?” TSX said, “Sure, Jan,” and now everyone’s acting like it’s Christmas in July. 🎄🎁

The program starts July 28 and runs until July 2026. Pre-market, BITF’s at $1.43. If the hype train keeps chugging, we might hit $1.56. 🚂💨 But if the party poopers show up, it’s back below $1.39. 🎉👎

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Soluna Holdings (SLNH) – Green Data Centers and Greenbacks 💚💵

SLNH popped 4% yesterday, closing at $0.64. Why? Spring Lane Capital threw $20 million at them for a Bitcoin and AI data center in Texas. 🌞🤖 Project Kati 1 is a 35-megawatt green data center (because saving the planet is *so* hot right now). 🌍🔥

Pre-market, SLNH’s at $0.63. If the bulls take charge, we’re looking at $0.65. But if the bears wake up from their nap, it’s down to $0.46. 🐂🐻

Coinbase Global (COIN) – Banking on Crypto, Literally 🏦🔗

Coinbase and PNC Bank are now BFFs. PNC’s offering Coinbase’s Crypto-as-a-Service (CaaS) to its clients, because who doesn’t want crypto with their morning coffee? ☕💹 Meanwhile, Coinbase gets some banking infrastructure. It’s a win-win, or as I like to call it, a “you scratch my back, I’ll HODL your crypto.” 🤝📈

COIN closed at $404.44, down 2.22%, but pre-market it’s at $406.16. If the bulls roar, we’re hitting $420.98. But if the bears yawn, it’s below $394.37. 🐂😴

So, there you have it. Crypto stocks: bullish AF or just a fleeting fling? Only time (and your portfolio) will tell. ⏳📉

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2025-07-23 16:06