On a breathless Tuesday, when the wind itself seemed invested in rumors, Strike cast a pebble—no, a whole boulder—into the pool of modern finance: Strike Lending, its new creation, is unfurling tentatively in select corners of the American continent. The dream, of course, is expansion—global, unashamed, like spring sweeping the taiga.
“You shouldn’t have to sell the best-performing asset in human history to access cash,” Mallers proclaimed on X, recognizing, perhaps, the cruel irony of modern existence. Why trade tomorrow for today? Why part with your digital treasure, your asset of feverish hopes and crushed late-night FOMO, just for a few grubby dollars? Now, thanks to the miracle of lending, you can have your hodl and eat it too. 🍰
Both lone wolves and institutional bears are beckoned to this novel feast; anyone can thrust their Bitcoin onto the altar of collateral, yet keep its spirit caged within their digital wallets. If you squint, you’ll notice that Coinbase and Xapo—fellow travelers on this crypto odyssey—are busy sewing their own lending capes, inspired no doubt by the resurgent (and slightly less moody) crypto market. Bears into bulls, and all that jazz.
Mallers himself, newly crowned maestro at Twenty One Capital (lock arms: it’s backed by Tether!), regards these Bitcoin-backed loans as luminous stepping stones strewn across the misty rivers of decentralization. “Financial utility” he calls it, though you might call it poetic justice for the age of fiat. The future, apparently, is a place where collateral is king and nobody ever has to hit the “Sell” button again. Unless, of course, they want to buy more crypto memes. 💸😏
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2025-05-07 00:36