In a spectacle of fiscal frivolity, American crypto investment products have siphoned over a staggering $7.5 billion in 2025. Yes, you heard right—more zeros than a Hollywood blockbuster’s budget! The latest week—a delightful fifth consecutive stretch of positive inflows—indicates that investors remain as blindly optimistic as a cat chasing a laser pointer, despite the previous $7 billion outflow extravaganza in February and March.
Last week alone, a princely sum of $785 million flooded into these digital coffers, boosting the year-to-date total to that majestic figure. Analyst reports from CoinShares, those glittering sages of the crypto realm, assure us this is merely the beginning of mass mania. Clearly, the true believers are alive and well, or perhaps just intoxicated by the siren call of digital ducats.
The United States, unsurprisingly, claims the lion’s share of this digital pie—$681 million—leaving Germany and Hong Kong to nibble on what’s left at $86.3 million and $24.4 million, respectively. It appears that Uncle Sam’s appetite for crypto is no less voracious than his appetite for political scandal.
Meanwhile, in the grand theatre of international commerce, investor enthusiasm staged a remarkable comeback following a White House intervention—a 90-day pause on tariffs and a modest 24% slash in import duties between the US and China, proving once again that politicians know how to turn on the charm, or at least the briefest of salutes to free markets.
In the wake of this diplomatic détente, Coinbase experienced a veritable exodus of Bitcoin—9,739 BTC worth over a billion dollars evaporated faster than last month’s savings—marking the largest net outflow of 2025. Clearly, institutional investors are racing to the exits as if the building were on fire, even as the market apparently whirls in a merry dance of optimism.
Ethereum Seizes the Day with $205 Million in Weekly Inflows — Hooray! 🥳
Among the multitude of shiny assets, Ethereum leads the charge, scooping up $205 million last week. Its yearly total now surpasses a comfy $575 million. This surge, says the wise report, is thanks to the successful Pectra upgrade and the appointment of new co-executive director Tomasz Stańczak—because nothing says confidence like a bit of corporate shuffle and software wizardry.
Ethereum’s Pectra upgrade—delayed, yet triumphant—went live on May 7, boasting higher staking limits and fancy new account features via EIP-7702, much to the relief of investors and nerds alike.
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