Crypto ETFs: XRP Shines While ETH & DOGE Cry in Their Coffee

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Ah, the thrilling world of crypto ETFs-where fortunes are made, dreams are dashed, and everyone pretends they know what’s going on. 🤷‍♂️ This week’s analysis reveals that XRP is the golden child (for now), while Ethereum and Dogecoin are sulking in the corner like kids who just lost a game of Monopoly. ETF inflows and outflows are painting a picture so mixed, Picasso would be confused. So, let’s dive in-because if we’re going to lose money, we might as well do it with style.

XRP: The ETF Darling (Until It Isn’t)

In a shocking twist no one saw coming (except everyone), XRP ETFs are the only ones seeing consistent inflows this week. That’s right-while the rest of the crypto market is doing its best impression of a sinking ship, XRP investors are still tossing coins into the fountain like it’s 2017. 🎰 But don’t get too excited-these inflows are about as impactful as a single raindrop in a hurricane. XRP’s price is still sliding faster than a penguin on ice, proving once again that crypto logic is… well, illogical.

Top Alts #ETF data this week DEC1-DEC5
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– Yash Jain (@yash717jain) December 6, 2025

XRP ETF holdings? A whopping 0.71% of its market cap. That’s like saying a single french fry is a balanced meal. Sure, $861 million in net assets sounds impressive until you realize it’s barely enough to buy Elon Musk’s second-favorite Twitter meme. 🍟

DOGE: The ETF That Nobody Asked For

Meanwhile, Dogecoin ETFs are… well, they exist. Net assets? A princely 0.02% of DOGE’s market cap. That’s $5.51 million-or, in Dogecoin terms, roughly three Shiba Inu memes and a half-eaten burrito. 🌯 Despite some inflows this week, DOGE’s price is still moving with the market, proving once again that ETF influence here is about as strong as a wet paper towel.

ETH: The Big Boy With Big Problems

Ah, Ethereum. The granddaddy of altcoins, the king of smart contracts, the… oh wait, its ETFs are bleeding money like a hemophiliac in a knife fight. 💉 With $18.94 billion in net assets, ETH’s ETF footprint is massive-but this week, it’s mostly been a one-way trip to Outflow City. The only green day? December 3rd, when the Fusaka upgrade briefly made everyone forget that crypto winter is still very much a thing. Spoiler: It didn’t last.

Binance reserves are rising, which in crypto-speak means “more people are preparing to sell.” So, unless you enjoy watching numbers go down, maybe don’t stare at the ETH price chart too long. 📉

Support Levels: The Last Line of Defense

Technically speaking (because charts never lie, right?), ETH, XRP, and DOGE are all below their 20-day EMAs-which is fancy trader talk for “things could get worse.” XRP needs to hold $1.89, DOGE is clinging to $0.1326 like a life raft, and ETH is praying $2719 doesn’t break. If these levels fail? Well, let’s just say the crypto market might need a hug. 🤗

So there you have it-another week in crypto, where the only certainty is uncertainty. Will XRP keep defying gravity? Will ETH stop bleeding? Will DOGE ever be more than a meme? Stay tuned, folks. The only thing predictable here is the unpredictability. 🎢

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2025-12-06 16:10