Crypto Cowboy Fights Back: CZ Tells WSJ to Take a Hike! 🚀😏

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Crypto Cowboy Fights Back: CZ Tells WSJ to Take a Hike! 🚀😏

Well, folks, here’s the tale of a man named CZ—crypto’s own Paul Bunyan—swinging his axe at a newspaper, the Wall Street Journal, which apparently decided to take a vacation from honest journalism. Instead of facts, they served up a hot dish of “hit pieces,” seasoned with plenty of distortion and a dash of bad intent. The man, CZ, says, “Hold your horses, that’s not how we play the game.”

On the platform formerly known as Twitter, CZ pointed out that WSJ had basically thrown away their journalist hats and donned Cunningham’s Law—where the best way to get the truth is to shout incorrect things and see who corrects you first. It’s like a bad game of telephone with a twist of sabotage. 😂

Another hit piece from Wall Street Journal. Instead of doing journalism, they’ve resorted to Cunningham’s Law, with negative intentions.

“The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer.”


— CZ đŸ”¶ BNB (@cz_binance) May 23, 2025

“This,” CZ declared, “is not how journalism should work.” Apparently, WSJ had sent a list of questions—full of wrong and nasty assumptions—like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. When CZ and Binance pointed out the inaccuracies, WSJ responded with typical bureaucratic politeness—by asking CZ to fix some details, but by then, he was thinking, “Why bother fixing a story that’s already rotten?”

He explained, “When you cook up a story with bad intentions, no amount of correction will help. The whole stew is spoiled.” Yep, that’s about right.

Now, some folks have been whispering that CZ has been playing politics or acting as a “fixer”—helping a shady bunch named the WLF and their globe-trotting aspirations. They say he’s been hobnobbing with officials in Pakistan, Malaysia, Kyrgyzstan—name-drop country, name-drop, and just maybe, connect some dots, right? But CZ, ever the cowboy, fires back: “Let me make this clear—I am not a fixer. I just met Mr. Saqib once in Pakistan, and I certainly didn’t set up any international business handshake deals.”

He’s tired of the shadows and the slander, pointing out that WSJ is just a puppet for folks who want to keep crypto down—those in the US who fear the wind of change and want to drown out the voices of crypto advocates. Well, bless their hearts, CZ says, but the crypto train ain’t stopping anytime soon.

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2025-05-23 13:25