Crypto Chaos: Shiba, XRP, DOGE & Solana-The Weekly Rollercoaster You Can’t Miss!

SBI VC Trade jumps into the Rent Coin game in Japan 🎌💸

Yes, you read that right. SBI Group, the giant you’d think sleeps on a pile of yen, is now buddy-buddy with Ripple – the folks famous for XRP. Apparently, they’re opening a new chapter in cryptoland with their “Rent Coin” lending thingamajig. Because who doesn’t want to lend their crypto and get paid in… more crypto? 🪙🤔

Recruitment round. SBI VC Trade is sounding the alarm for new recruits – because apparently, crypto lenders aren’t born, they’re made. Insert superhero theme.

Starting tonight (because why not at 8 PM JST?), you can lend out your assets including XRP, Bitcoin, and even that cheeky little meme called Dogecoin, which… well, has a mind of its own. The idea? Turn those dangling crypto holdings into something that might actually make you smile rather than yawn. Unlike your savings account, where even a snail could outperform the interest rate.

But remember, first-come, first-served! So grab your chance before XRP hits the popular list and gets waitlisted faster than your last Tinder date. Launched in 2020, SBI’s lending service started small with Bitcoin only, minimum loan 0.1 BTC, interest rate – a mere 1%. Now? They’re going all out.

Ripple’s XRP ETFs: The Inflow Fiesta Continues (30 Days & Counting!) 🚀💶

In what world do ETFs focus solely on XRP and keep flooding in for over a month? Well, evidently, Ripple’s CEO Brad Garlinghouse is pretty chuffed, throwing in a thumbs-up on social media. XRP ETFs have been positively flowing for 30 days straight, leaving Bitcoin and Ethereum in the dust – probably crying into their blockchain tea. ☕️😏

$250 million debut. Turns out, Canary Capital launched the U.S.’s first spot XRP ETF and it went viral faster than a TikTok dance. Nearly a quarter of a billion dollars in a blink. Major players like Franklin Templeton and Grayscale are rushing to get their slice of the XRP pie. Because who doesn’t want a piece of altcoin fame?

Shiba Inu: The Price Divergence That Has Everyone Asking “What Now?” 🐕💥

Shiba Inu is playing hard to get – exiting exchanges faster than your favorite snacks disappear from the office kitchen. Nearly 100 billion tokens left the building in just 24 hours. Someone’s preparing for a future where SHIB isn’t just a meme, but a silent star in the crypto galaxy. 🚀✨

Bullish sign. Fewer tokens on exchanges usually mean good news – maybe investors are holding onto their bags, not dumping them in a panic. That’s the kind of divergence that makes technical analysts do a little dance. 💃🕺

Shiba Inu’s Downward Spiral & How Liquidity Plays Its Part 💸📉

Uh-oh, SHIB is facing the music and the price is dancing near $0.00816 – which is basically a pricey dance move for the bears. The magic number people are watching? $0.00777 – if SHIB slips below that, the bulls might start to pack their bags. The short-term outlook? Imbalanced and leaning away from happy ending, with a risk of more liquidations. 🧙‍♂️🔮

Only a slight dip might clear weak longs; but a slow slide could see it plummet further, making everyone wish they’d never bought that meme coin. Classic game of “Who’s Left Holding the Bag.” 🎒🙃

Solana: Volume Surge & the Golden Cross – The Bullish Bash Has Begun! 💥🌅

Hold onto your hats – Solana is ramping up with a 40% volume spike and a shiny golden cross on the charts. The magic pattern suggests that the short-term momentum is about to outshine the long-term trend, like a superhero finally showing up just in time. 🦸‍♂️✨

Price now at $132.9, climbing with the confidence of someone who just found out their crush likes them back. Earlier golden crosses helped push SOL to new heights; the current setup looks just as promising. Could this be the start of a rally to $200? Stay tuned, meme lovers.

Dogecoin’s Chart: The Downside Whisperer 🐶📉

It’s not a good week for DOGE. The meme coin is slipping back toward levels last seen in 2024. According to analyst Ali Martinez, DOGE is heading down the highway to $0.1 or even a challenging $0.062. As much as everyone loves a good meme, even memes need to hold up – or risk adding an extra zero and losing their meme crown. 👑🐾

Distribution. Failed support at $0.16-$0.18 signals traders are starting to let go. Classic “buy the rumor, sell the news” kind of thing – and not in a good way.

So, unless Dogecoin does a miraculous comeback, it’s likely to continue its downward journey, giving hodlers a chance to reconsider their life choices. Or just hold tight and hope for Doge to bounce back – which, let’s be honest, is as unpredictable as the weather in London.

2025-12-22 01:02