Well now, gather ’round, friends, and let me spin you a tale ’bout how the big city suits done traded their gold watches for digital keys-yes sir, the public companies of this here land now clutches over a million Bitcoin, a right proper 5% slice of that 21 million coin pie, according to yonder website bitcointreasuries.net.
Listed Companies Amass 1,000,000+ BTC; Strategy Remains No. 1
By the grace of modern alchemy, bitcointreasuries.net shared a shiny scroll showin’ public firms hoardin’ more Bitcoin than a dustbowl farmer hoards rainwater. At the head of the pack rides Strategy (MSTR) with 636,505 BTC-call it the new gold rush, minus the pickaxes and with more spreadsheets. Close behind: MARA Holdings (MARA) with 50,639 BTC, XXI (CEP) with 43,514 BTC, and the rest trailin’ like tumbleweeds-BSTR at 30k, BLSH at 24k. 🏜️
The next five? A motley crew of techies and dreamers. Metaplanet (MTPLF) stockpiles 20k BTC, Riot Platforms (RIOT) mines 19k, and who could forget Trump Media (DJT) flexin’ 15k BTC-proving even digital gold ain’t immune to showmanship. Cleanspark (CLSK) polishes 12,703 BTC, and Coinbase (COIN) jingles 11,776 BTC in its virtual pocket. 🤡
The big dogs still sniffin’ around? Tesla (TSLA) with 11,509 BTC-Elon’s probably smeltin’ it into Cybertruck fuel. Hut 8 Mining (HUT) clutches 10,667 BTC, Block Inc. guards 8,692 BTC, and Galaxy Digital (GLXY) washes 6,894 BTC clean. Next Tech (NXTT) rounds out with 5,833 BTC. 🚂
Top 20’s caboose? KindlyMD (NAKA) at 5,765 BTC, Cango Inc (CANG) at 5,127, Semler Scientific (SMLR) 5k, Procap (CCCM) 4,932, and Gamestop (GME) cashin’ 4,710 BTC chips. From software to healthcare, it’s a regular United Nations of crypto-except everyone’s pitchin’ in their piggy banks. 🌍
Rank and file? Empery Digital (4,019 BTC), Boyaa Interactive (3,640), Bitcoin Group SE (3,605), Sequans (3,205), and American Bitcoin Corp (2,443). Not exactly household names, but hey-they’re playin’ the long game. 🎰
Slots 26-30: The Smarter Web Co (2,440), Microcloud Hologram (2,353), Capital B (2,201), HIVE Digital (2,201), and Exodus Movement (2,087). Small stakes, but every kernel counts when you’re grindin’ that corporate millstone. 🌾
Bottom feeders? Bitfufu (1,899), NEXON (1,717), Core Scientific (1,612), Bitdeer (1,601), and Fold Holdings (1,492). The digital soil’s gettin’ tilled, friends-though most ain’t sure what they’re plantin’. 🌱
Bitcointreasuries.net’s tally? A million BTC ain’t magic-it’s math. Big wallets and small fry alike, all paddlin’ the same leaky boat. At 4.76% of that 21 million coin stash, it’s enough to make J.P. Morgan turn in his vault. 🏦
Call it strategic reserves, call it voodoo economics, but these balance sheets scream desperation-or faith. Either way, the corporate wagon train’s rollin’ toward that Bitcoin horizon, dust chokin’ and dreams in tow. 🚜
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2025-09-04 19:40