Coinbase Kicks Out 5 Altcoins: Crypto Drama Unfolds! 🚀💸

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Oh, the crypto rollercoaster strikes again! 🌪️ Our beloved Coinbase, the queen of exchanges (well, one of them), has decided to give five unlucky altcoins the boot. 🎉 And guess what? Their prices took a nosedive faster than Bridget Jones after a glass of Chardonnay. 🍷💔

But wait, there’s a twist! 😏 Turns out, the crypto crowd is cheering like it’s New Year’s Eve. 🥳 Apparently, some of these coins were as trustworthy as a “I’ll call you” text from a Tinder date. 🚩 Scams? Rug pulls? Oh, the drama! 🎭

The Unlucky Five: Who Got the Boot? 👢

Coinbase, ever the vigilant guardian of crypto standards (or so they say), has shown Clover Finance (CLV), EOS (EOS), League of Kingdoms Arena (LOKA), Muse Dao (MUSE), and Wrapped Centrifuge (WCFG) the door. 🚪 Their delisting party is set for November 26, and they’re getting uninvited from the cool kids’ table: Coinbase Exchange, Coinbase Prime, and the official website. 😢

“We’ve moved these assets to limit-only mode. Basically, they’re in crypto time-out. 🕑 No more wild trading sprees for them!” – Coinbase, probably sipping tea. 🍵

Of course, this is crypto we’re talking about, so the affected coins are now wearing their “I’m in the red” badges with pride. 🎖️ Muse Dao (MUSE) took the biggest hit, plummeting 24% in 24 hours. Ouch. 😵‍💫 LOKA and WCFG also had a rough day, while the others are just nursing their wounds. 🩹

Twitter (or X, or whatever it’s called now) erupted with applause for Coinbase. 👏 Some users were like, “Finally! EOS was a rug pull wrapped in a red flag,” and “LOKA? More like LO-L-A, am I right?” 😂 The shade was real, folks. 🌞

The Bright Side: New Kids on the Block! 🌟

While some coins are packing their bags, others are getting the VIP treatment. 🎟️ Back in July, Coinbase gave BankrCoin (BNKR), Jito Staked SOL (JITOSOL), and Metaplex (MPLX) the golden ticket to its roadmap. 🛤️ And guess what? BNKR and MPLX popped off like champagne corks! 🍾 JITOSOL, though? It took a wrong turn and ended up in the crypto gutter. 🚗💨

But the real plot twist? Coinbase added BNB to its roadmap. 🧐 Yes, the token of its arch-nemesis, Binance. 🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️ Changpeng Zhao, Binance’s ex-CEO, was like, “Chill, we’ve listed Coinbase’s stuff too. Let’s all just get along, yeah?” 🤝

So, there you have it: crypto drama, delistings, and a dash of rivalry. 🍿 Who said finance couldn’t be fun? 🎢

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2025-11-11 22:24