Coinbase Drops Altcoins on Its Roadmap and Chaos Ensues: Crypto Gets a New Twist!

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Well, well, well, look who’s decided to spice things up in the crypto world! Coinbase just added two altcoins to its “maybe someday” list, and guess what? The whole crypto universe just had a collective freak-out. 🙄

Say hello to Bio Protocol (BIO) and Euler (EUL) — two projects so hot right now, they’re practically burning up your screen. 🔥 Bio Protocol? It’s some biotech thing that promises to let patients, scientists, and biotech nerds (I mean, professionals) unite and “own” projects. Sounds like a party, right?

Then there’s Euler. It’s a DeFi lending platform, because who doesn’t want to borrow and lend like it’s 1999? I mean, if you want to mess around in the decentralized finance world, Euler’s like, “Come on in, the water’s fine!” 😎

So, Coinbase just casually dropped these names on its roadmap, which is like a VIP list to get into the crypto nightclub. The exchange’s roadmap was launched in 2022 to make sure no one’s sneaking in ahead of the big reveal. Because, you know, transparency is so in right now. 🕶️

And here’s the best part: Bio Protocol is up by 9.1%. For those of you keeping track, that means a solid increase from $0.06963 to a hot $0.07799. It had a little dip though, just to keep us on our toes. No big deal, right? 😅

As for Euler, it was hanging out at $12.63, minding its own business, then suddenly, boom! It shot up to $14.12. And now? It’s chilling at $13. Because why not? These altcoins are basically rollercoasters, and we’re just here for the ride. 🎢

In case you’re wondering, Bio Protocol is all about “accelerating biotechnology.” I mean, sure, why not throw a little biotech into the crypto world for good measure? 🤔 And Euler? Well, it’s here to make borrowing and lending DeFi-style “simple” and “efficient.” Because we all know that DeFi needed more simplicity and efficiency. 🙃

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2025-07-29 21:41