Out in the vast plains of China’s financial frontier, where the digital yuan once lay dormant as cold, unyielding coin, a whisper of change now stirs the air. By the first chill of 2026, the People’s Bank-a titan of red robes and ink-stained scrolls-has declared that even the humble e-CNY may now sprout interest like ivy on a forgotten wall. No longer mere digital cash, this currency has been reborn as “deposit money,” a term that sounds fancier than a peasant’s piggy bank but means little more than “you can now let your money earn money while it naps.”
Deputy Governor Lu Lei, a man whose name rhymes with “truth,” insists this is no mere trick of accountants. After a decade of testing-of tapping the digital yuan against teacups and whispering its name in temples of commerce-the beast is ready to roar. Let it be known: your yuan will now compete with private payment systems, not with brawn, but with the quiet seduction of interest rates. A sleeping dragon, it seems, has learned to count sheep-and charge rent. 🐉💸
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