Oh, how the mighty Cathie Wood swings her chequebook like a conductor’s baton! 💸 With a mere $182 million, she’s boldly staked her claim on BitMine, an Ethereum treasury company that’s probably just a fancy way of saying “trust us, we’re very serious about crypto.” 🤑
According to ARK Invest’s latest antics, they’ve poured their funds into BitMine Immersion Technologies (BMNR), a venture backed by Peter Thiel and helmed by Tom Lee, who’s clearly the human equivalent of a “trust fund baby with a PhD in optimism.” 🕵️♂️
The shares? Oh, they’re spread across ARK’s ETFs like confetti at a financial gala. “A vote of confidence!” they say. *Cue the eye roll.* 🙃
Tom Lee, ever the poet of finance, gushes that Cathie is a “pioneer of exponential investing,” which sounds less like a business strategy and more like a cult leader’s mantra. 🧠💸
Cathie herself, ever the showman, declares BMNR will “end up being a winner” in the “Ethereum treasury wave.” *How thrilling!* One can only imagine the boardroom meetings: “We’re not just investing in crypto, we’re investing in the future… or at least the next fad.” 🎩
And let’s not forget the cherry on top: “These companies could be the next-gen asset managers in the on-chain capital markets age.” *Next-gen?* I’m still trying to figure out what “on-chain” even means. 🤔
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