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Yet, dear reader, let us not be naive. Ethereum, with its somewhat diminutive market cap compared to the hulking Bitcoin, is, alas, vulnerable to those dreaded gamma squeezes. A situation, I assure you, that does little to soothe the nerves of cautious investors. BeInCrypto, in its infinite wisdom, consulted an expert in the dark arts of derivatives trading, along with representatives from FalconX, BingX, Komodo Platform, and Gravity, to dissect the potential impact of this most curious of developments. Will it be a boon, or a burden? Only time, and the whims of the market, will tell 🤔.

Now, some so-called experts, who probably have more degrees than a thermometer, are predicting that the price could drop even further—by a staggering 35% to 50%. Let’s dive into the murky waters of why they think this might happen, shall we?

The yen, tired and limping, shrinks while inflation gnaws like a hungry rat. So ANAP figured, why not tuck away value in a flashy, mysterious fortress called Bitcoin? Not just some gambler’s coin, no sir. They see it now as solid as the old gold in grandma’s jewelry box, or the greenbacks of Uncle Sam himself. It’s a gamble with the future, but a dance with despair demands bold steps.

The SEC spilled the tea over on X (because why stick to boring press releases when you can have a social media circus?) They’re eager to clean up the regulatory wild west of crypto — pity the poor sheriffs! Industry hotshots will sit around, nod seriously, and maybe solve a thing or two.

Back on April 17, these here intellectual prospectors rolled out a plan they christened “Multiple Election Stake-Weight Aggregation,” or MESA if you want to sound fancy at your next poker game. The idea? To slap a market-driven saddle on the runaway horse of SOL emissions, and maybe, just maybe, keep inflation from spooking the herd.

The inflow, to the tune of $120 million within the last moon’s turn, warmed the hearts of the bulls. Notably, $41.5 million waltzed over from Ethereum [ETH], while a respectable $37.3 million found its way from Arbitrum [ARB]. One might say these figures resemble a raffle with particularly generous prizes.

Despite Ethereum’s price tangoing the cautious two-step toward the basement, Sun has firmly planted his feet, announcing via X (formerly known as “the other thing people tweet on”) that he’s not selling a single ethereal coin. Because who needs liquidity when you can have diamond hands strong enough to file for knuckle replacement?

In a recent chinwag with CNBC (the electronic oracle of all things finance), Steve confided that he’s been busy tightening the bolts on his portfolio’s risk—because who doesn’t enjoy a bit of rain shelter when the market weather turns erratic?

The total market value took a nosedive from a robust $6.6 trillion to a somewhat humbler $2.8 trillion, a decline of 18.6% which could only be described as a spectacular vanishing act worthy of the finest magicians—or perhaps the latest reality star’s investment portfolio. Trading volume followed suit, shriveling by 27% to a modest $146 billion per day, presumably reflecting a collective decision to take a nap on the money pit.

Out where the dust settles on the U.S.-China trade wrangle, the suits and traders try to figure out who slapped whose wrist next. But the true grit lies with blockchain cowboys like Andrei Grachev from DWF Labs. He reckons this whole tariff shootout is less about winning and more about everyone circling back to the campfire, sharing code instead of firing shots.