BTC at $70K: Bulls, Bears, and a Trendline Walk Into a Bar…

The 4-hour chart looks like a reality show where the bulls are this close to breaking through the 6-month trendline that’s been their personal nemesis since October 2025. But let’s be real-they’re basically at the “one foot in, one foot out” stage of committing to a breakout. Pro tip: If you’re a bull, maybe don’t quit your day job just yet.

The Great Crypto Circus: Will Tether Steal the Crown?

According to this modern-day Nostradamus, Bitcoin, the once-mighty lion of the digital savannah, shall retreat to its den, cowering at the $10,000 mark by 2026. “Prove me wrong!” he cries, as if the markets were but a recalcitrant pupil in his classroom. “Stay above $75,000!” he implores, though one suspects the markets care as little for his pleas as a cat does for a lecture on quantum physics.

MARA Moves 250 BTC After $1.1B Bitcoin Sale: What’s Next?

MARA Transfers 250 BTC Following $1.1B March Sale According to blockchain data, Marathon Digital (MARA) recently moved 250 Bitcoin, worth approximately $17.37 million, to a different address. This comes after the company sold a significant amount of Bitcoin—15,133 BTC, valued around $1.1 billion—between March 4th and 25th, as part of its overall financial planning. These … Read more