Initially, Crypto Rover broke the news on Twitter, igniting considerable excitement within the cryptocurrency circle. Should it be approved, the proposed legislation permits the state to annually acquire half a billion dollars’ worth of Bitcoin.
This week’s drama stars three projects auditioning for your portfolio’s attention—Scroll (SCR), Plume Network (PLUME), and Altlayer (ALT)—all about to drop a serious stash of tokens like they’re handing out party favors.
According to IntoTheBlock’s crystal ball, a grand total of 104.6 trillion SHIB coins—impressively valued at a princely sum of $1.28 billion—are “in the money.” Alas, these fortunate souls are the exceptions, as the majority of holders purchased their precious dog tokens at prices that now seem as mythical as unicorns.
On the 1‑hour chart, bitcoin’s price action carved a brisk climb from $84,310 to $85,432 before easing into a brief consolidation just above the 61.8% Fibonacci retracement at $84,739. Market depth showed bids thickening near that golden‑ratio level, and short‑term momentum cooled without collapsing—hinting that traders may reload longs if bitcoin retests the $84,700–$84,900 pocket with light sell volume. A decisive hourly close above $85,400 would quicken a push toward the week’s $86,000 liquidity node, whereas a slip under $84,300 would invite probes of deeper support. (Translation: Numbers went up, then down, then maybe up again? Stay tuned!) 🤪
The Ripple mob is twitching their noses, waiting for a so-called ‘XRP ETF launch.’ Sounds like something out of a wizard’s spellbook, doesn’t it? 🧙♂️ Experts (who are often wrong, let’s be honest) reckon that if the SEC bigwigs give the nod, it could be like chucking gasoline on a bonfire! 🔥 On the other hand, some clever clogs are saying if they chop interest rates, XRP might actually do something exciting for once. The ECB already slashed rates by 2.25%, and the markets gave a little cheer. 🎉
On this fateful day, April 19, players were graced with yet another enhancement, courtesy of the latest GameDev cipher. The code, dear reader, is “SQUID”—a whimsical incantation that unlocks a veritable cornucopia of bonuses: increased loot, swifter taps, and level-ups that could make even the most lethargic hamster feel like a caffeinated rocket. These perks, oh how they shimmer, especially when the leaderboard beckons with its tantalizing promise of glory!
Whales—those big, blubbery crypto investors—have decided to make a cameo, nudging their activity upward just a tad. Meanwhile, the short-term EMA lines are trying to rally, like your Fitbit encouraging you to “move a little” after three hours on the couch. But with the ADX snoozing low and most traders gripping their risk sheets like security blankets, ADA’s next move is a cliffhanger: will it break upwards or cling desperately to its lifeline?
According to the oracles at CoinMarketCap, XRP teeters precariously at $2.08, a supposed 2.36% surge in the last 24 hours. But hold! The trading volume, that vital lifeblood, has shrunk by a dismal 27.54%, leaving a mere $1.72 billion in its wake. It’s enough to make one weep into their borscht! 😭
Our dear Securities and Exchange Commission is getting an unending flood of ETF proposals — XRP, Solana, Dogecoin (and who knows what next, maybe Bitcoin’s awkward cousin Bobcoin). When murmurs of a spot Tron ETF started to float about, many looked at it like a prank call from a troll. But Justin Sun threw down the gauntlet, handing over a shiny link to the form S-1, signed, sealed, and somewhat delivered by Canary Capital, proving that this ETF isn’t just a fever dream.
On a day etched in Hanoi’s brisk spring air, the Ministry of Finance summoned its wits (and some Google translations) to declare a new vision: a homegrown crypto exchange. Not just any exchange, but one with the gravitas of regulation and oversight, like a stern librarian shushing unruly digital whispers.
