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With the dramatic flair of a foghorn, China declares that any nation cozying up to the U.S. at China’s expense shall face a taste of “countermeasures,” a euphemism for a not-so-friendly slap on the wrist. Meanwhile, from the East of the European chessboard, President Trump hints that if Russia and Ukraine don’t stop their constant finger-pointing and snipe at each other with peace talks that actually work, he might just hang up his diplomat’s hat and disappear backstage.

On the twenty-first of April, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-five, the PancakeSwap assembly did proclaim, through a blog of some consequence, that the most pivotal alterations shall come into effect on the twenty-third day of the same month. It is to be noted, with a touch of scandal, that all staking and governance in veCAKE is to be rendered obsolete; and thus users are afforded but six months to exchange their cherished tokens on a one to one basis, once all locked positions are mercifully freed.

But, wait for it—there’s a silver lining, folks! Bitcoin (BTC) is taking full advantage of the chaos, skyrocketing to its highest point since Trump’s “Liberation Day” victory. Is this a sign of the times, or just another market anomaly? You decide. 🍿

In the early hours of Monday, as the world still groggily recovered from Easter feasts, gold made a *grand* entrance, galloping past the $3,400 per troy ounce mark like a determined stallion breaking free from its stall. The price of gold futures on COMEX reached a lofty $3,405.94—marking yet another all-time high. It’s as if … Read more

Technically speaking—because charts never lie, right? Ethereum is strutting past $1,700 like it owns the place, showing off a nearly 4% daily gain. It’s just popped out of what the cool kids call a bullish pennant, which, in trader talk, means “Yep, this ride ain’t over yet.” Combine that with some spicy volume action and we might just have ourselves a trend reversal party. 🎉

Both stocks and crypto flaunt their growth potential, but while stocks dress neatly in regulation’s tailored suit, crypto prefers a freewheeling bohemian ensemble—oh, the scandal of decentralization!

This beast called Hyperliquid (HYPE) is puffing up with bullish pride, about to break free from its sneaky little slump. It’s flirting with not just one, but three fancy moving averages—like juggling flaming torches of 20-day Exponential Moving Average, 9-day Simple Moving Average, and 50-day Simple Moving Average. Quite the circus act!

Why, you ask? What devilry has sprung forth to cause this mass pilgrimage? Let us peel back the layers of this mystery, layer by layer.

This morning in Asia, Bitcoin busted through $87,000—because why not? Meanwhile, ADA, BNB, XRP, and ETH decided to tag along for the party with modest lifts of around 1.5%. And Solana? It’s basically sprinting, up 5.2% in a week, probably fueled by pure FOMO and caffeine.

After this splendid acquisition, their total stash now stands at a cool 4,855 bitcoins, valued at a staggering $420 million if one’s arithmetic is up to snuff. Quite the piggy bank for a Japanese firm.