What is this wondrous change, you ask? Well, hold your horses, dear reader. On a splendid Thursday, the mighty Federal Reserve has decided to pull back its iron grip on the banking sector, specifically regarding assets and the chaotic world of token activities. Oh, the joy! đž
And get this, Bitcoin isnât just twiddling its thumbs; spot Bitcoin ETFs have been busy little bees, snapping up almost 25,000 BTC in the last 3 days! Thatâs a cool $2.3 billion in Bitcoin, folks. BlackRock? Oh, they didnât just dip a toeâthey bought $320 million worth of the stuff, bagging a neat 12,500 BTC. At this point, Bitcoinâs making more moves than a game of chess in a Bond movie. But waitâthereâs a catch! The price is now stuck below a key supply zone, like a kid who can’t reach the cookie jar. Will it break free? Or will it sulk in its current range?
In a post likely crafted after a few too many espressos, Titan of Crypto laid out a grand plan for Bitcoin to vault all the way up to $135,109 by summer 2025. Because nothing screams certainty like predicting a number with an extra 109 tacked on.
This isnât just some random popularity contestâMultipolitanâs 2025 Crypto Cities Index had its nerds crunching everything from tax codes to internet speeds (because slow crypto is like cold coffee, no thanks).
They proposed a cross-border âregulatory sandboxâ â which, contrary to popular belief, does not involve actual sand or buckets, but rather a carefully monitored arena for crypto magic to be tested without accidentally setting anyoneâs wallet on fire.
âAt this moment,â she said, casting a glance at the overflowing coffers, âwe have enough liquidity to buy and sell dreams twice over.â
In their official dispatch, the team deflates the balloon of misinformation: the rumored cutoff at block explorer #220? Hogwash! That number is a merry cocktail of locked tokens, sleepy exchange wallets, and ghosts of non-violent non-participants. No, dear reader, the true arbiter of whoâs in and whoâs merely window shopping glimmers on the bona fide leaderboard.
On the twenty-third day of April, PokĂŠmon HOME, rather unassumingly, introduced a new medal collection feature. A simple tweak, you say? But hold your monocle! This innocuous alteration in the privacy policy stirred the crypto cognoscenti to a mild frenzy. In certain quarters, the policy now coyly references Parasol Technologies as a developer granted access to share user dataâone supposes âTo boldly go where no PokĂŠmon has shared data before.â
The dispatch dated April the 25th, announcing this beneficence, proclaimed Lightspeed Faction to be the foremost patron, accompanied by a distinguished assembly of allies: Delphi Digital, Robot Ventures, Maven11, Mechanism Capital, and even the venerable Anatoly Yakovenko, the very co-founder of Solana himself. One might wonder if such a constellation of benefactors might conjure magic indeed! đ§ââď¸
And guess whoâs leading the conga line? The US buyers are back, baby!
