This unexpected marriage means the new company will keep mining those irresistible DOGE coins nonstop, while Coeptis’ pharma biz does its own solo dance on the side. Result? One giant crypto-mining powerhouse with a focus on Dogecoin and its crypto cousins like Litecoin (LTC), because loyalty to BTC only gets you so far these days.
Just four days into his tenure (yes, FOUR), Atkins was already making waves at his first-ever SEC crypto roundtable. He eagerly announced that he’s finally going to address “long festering issues such as the regulatory treatment of digital assets and distributed ledger technologies.” Wow, truly groundbreaking stuff. It’s almost as if he’s read the news or, better yet, the future! The roundtable discussed those pesky issues like, you know, how to keep crypto assets safe for customers while adhering to those old-fashioned federal securities laws.
According to the all-knowing oracle known as CoinMarketCap, the technical runes suggest this hiccup is but a mere interlude, a pause before the inevitable encore. Indeed, Tron’s Bollinger Bands are squeezing tighter than one of Aunt Agatha’s corsets—an unbearable tension that promises a breakout, or at least a dramatic faint.
Those sneaky crypto platforms you’ve been trusting? They’ve got to sign up with a principal regulator (sounds fancy, doesn’t it?), keep clients’ digital coins in locked boxes, and no more wild margin trading or stablecoin parties—unless the CSA gives a thumbs up. Misbehave, and they’re shown the exit door faster than you can say “blockchain.”
Reported on April 25th by Reuters (a news source known for its endless enthusiasm about economic thrillers), Schlegel declared at a shareholders’ meeting in Bern that “cryptocurrency cannot currently fulfil the requirements for our currency reserves.” Translation: Bitcoin can’t hold a candle to Swiss punctuality and reliability.
This shiny new wallet lives on OKX’s Ethereum Layer 2 network, supports your favorite stablecoins USDC and USDT (you know, the ones that pretend not to be crypto’s wild child), and—brace yourself—it’s keyless! You don’t need to keep track of a private key anymore, but you do have to show your ID because, hey, Big Brother wants to know who’s spending your digital dollars. Plus, it’s got some DeFi magic dust sprinkled on top to help you generate returns. Because what’s crypto without a little promise of making it rain?
In his latest video offering, the trader, who goes by the peculiar yet memorable name of DonAlt, addresses his loyal 66,200 followers on the TechnicalRoundup YouTube channel. The message is clear: ETH must reclaim the $2,000 mark as support, or else it shall remain trapped in the dreaded bearish abyss. Yes, a slight hope glimmers—should Ethereum regain its former glory at $2,000, perhaps it can once again flutter toward the heights of optimism. But, for now, the market is still grim.
Now with Trump back in the captain’s chair, crypto and politics are mixing like chocolate and peanut butter—messy, surprising, and oddly irresistible.
Once upon 2022, the SEC, led by the formidable wizard Gary Gensler, pointed their fingers at Dragonchain, accusing it of stirring up an unregistered securities cauldron back in 2017. The agency was on a crusade, slapping lawsuits on crypto companies like a hyperactive dragon breeder hoarding fiery lawsuits.
At the very heart of these feisty platforms lie their native tokens, darling little badges that don’t just look pretty, but come with voting rights, rewards, and all the trimmings. In the wild world of DeFi, choosing the right DEX token might just be the surefire ticket to becoming your own crypto aristocrat. So, who’s topping the guest list for 2025’s soirée?
