Cryptonews

MicroStrategy, that relentless titan of business, like a mad king hoarding his treasures, devours 15,355 more Bitcoins for a sum exceeding one billion dollars—yes, a stupendous 1.42 billion, marking now a colossal pile tallying 553,555 BTC. Might one ask, is it wisdom or delirium? 🤔 Meanwhile, in the far wilds of Brazil, the bank Itaú birthed “Oranje,” a BTC reserve with a princely $210 million investment. The corporate world shuffles, a carnival of shifting loyalties and silent strategies.

On that fateful day of April 28, the DOJ unfurled a tome—a memorandum of 97 pages, thick with accusation and verdict, painting a portrait of shattered hopes and vanished fortune. Billions, once shimmering as intangible gold, locked away like whispers in a frozen vault, inaccessible since that cruel June 12, 2022.

Thanks to this turbo upgrade, BNB Smart Chain (BSC) chops block times down to a spicy 1.5 seconds, and OpBNB? Oh honey, it’s flexing with 0.5-second blocks — basically the Usain Bolt of Layer-2 networks.

Most altcoins took a page outta Bitcoin’s book and just laid low, sittin’ on their laurels. That is, until the TRUMP token went and took a nosedive, all thanks to its merry band of holders startin’ to unload faster than a cat on a hot tin roof.

The crypto world has been on quite the ride recently, as traders scramble to make sense of a world where tariffs, Bitcoin, and equity markets are throwing punches at each other. Who knew that trade wars could mess with your digital wallet and your stock portfolio all at once? The volatility has been something to behold, especially as investors are left dizzy from the whiplash of these tariffs.

The beloved RSI, that mysterious oracle known as Relative Strength Index, has slumped to a woeful 30—the very number that clubs shoppers in the digital marketplace as “oversold.” It’s as if Pi is trying to dance at the ball but no one wants to partner. Unless a sudden throng of buyers rushes in, Pi may remain wallflower, shivering under its gloomy trend line, doomed to keep wandering in a downtrend fog.

Yet, our sagacious sages of commerce furrow their brows, suspecting tricks afoot. Let us unveil the farce behind this swell of numbers, shall we?

Last year’s introduction of AE Coin was no mere flirtation; it was commitment. Adding to this dizzying dance, MGX’s $2 billion whirlwind investment into Binance loudly trumpets the region’s crypto bona fides.

Nearly *$1bil* into iShares Bitcoin ETF today…

2nd largest inflow since Jan 2024 inception.

I still remember when there was “no demand”.

Bitcoin, that steadfast grandfather, held his ground above $94,000, unshaken by the distant rumblings of macro uncertainty, while the altcoins, ever so coy, showed mild gains between 5 and 13%—not unlike a bashful maiden’s first nod—over the past week.