Cryptonews

During her Thursday chat at the Brookings Institution (because, where else would you discuss crypto drama?), Crenshaw called out the SEC’s decline over the past year. Apparently, things are starting to look less like a regulatory body and more like, oh I don’t know, a high-stakes poker table? 💸 According to Crenshaw, the markets now resemble “casinos,” with “chaos” reigning supreme after the SEC casually brushed aside years of enforcement cases and cut back on penalties. Nice, right? 🍿

Yet, even as volatility soared to ridiculous levels, capital continued to pour into the more respectable corners of the crypto realm, such as Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER)-a Bitcoin Layer-2 solution that combines Solana-level transaction speeds with Bitcoin’s robust security. Because who doesn’t want fast AND safe? 🏎️💨

Wednesday, Dec. 10, didn’t just tiptoe into the crypto market-it strutted in like a guy with a winning lottery ticket. Fresh capital flooded in for the second consecutive day, lifting spirits and fueling rumors that institutional investors might just be warming up to the idea of crypto again. It wasn’t exactly a “get rich quick” scenario, but it was a steady little shuffle in the right direction.

So, what’s his doctrine? Simple. The big three-Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana-these are the ironclad foundations of his cryptic empire. Deep liquidity, armies of followers, a zombified loyalty-these networks survive the chaos, the scams, the social media outrages. Anything else? Just flickering shadows on the cave wall, destined to fade like last month’s propaganda. If a token can’t outperform Bitcoin or Ethereum on a weekly chart, it’s not even worth the trouble-more snake oil than revolution.

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Yet whispers circulate-these leviathans teeter on the edge of oblivion, their bets leveraged to the heavens. One tremor, one breath of volatility, and the towers of margin shall crumble.

On December 10, 2025, amidst the glittering financiers and tech nerds, CertiK strutted onto the stage, probably hoping no one’d ask about their security breaches. Jason Jiang, the big boss, rattled off about virtual asset regulations, fintech wizardry, and how the digital economy is basically a rollercoaster ride (hold on tight!).

Behold, Ripple’s escrow coffers, brimming with 34.4 billion XRP as of December 10-a treasure trove that may soon require a magician’s touch to comply with the new rules. To divest, transfer, or burn? The question hangs in the air like a poorly timed punchline. Over 14 billion XRP could be in play, yet the method of this grand juggling act remains shrouded in mystery, leaving the community to speculate with all the fervor of a Chekhovian parlor debate.

A16z has opened its first office in Seoul, with the clear goal of seizing a piece of South Korea’s second-largest crypto market in the world. It’s almost like walking into a candy store and saying, “I’ll take a bit of everything!” After all, nearly one-third of South Korean adults own cryptocurrency – talk about a goldmine!