Picture it: Ripple’s own token, the fourth in the hierarchy of crypto demigods, taking its first public bow far from its American lair, the very land where its masters dwell and wait with bated breath for the SEC’s slow, somber nod. Yet here, in Brazil, the dance begins—not with a whisper or a tiptoe, but with a full-throated carnival.
Now, one can only imagine the room where the suits sip their coffee, eyes gleaming not from caffeine but from the glow of crypto charts rising faster than a barn fire in July. With every buy, BlackRock fans the flames, stirring the market’s pulse and giving a wink to folks who still wonder if Bitcoin is more than just a hacker’s hobby. This grand buying spree? Why, it might just be the golden ticket for traditional investors to stop scratching their heads and join the crypto rodeo.
BeInCrypto, those brave souls armed with charts and caffeine, have handpicked five meme coins that might just do something interesting next month—or not. Hold onto your hats (or your hardware wallets).
Ceaselessly besieged by crypto enthusiasts—those noble pied pipers of digital gold—the SNB, led by the grand Martin Schlegel, waved away such fanciful ideas like a maître d’ dismissing an ill-dressed guest. “Bitcoin,” quoth he, “is but a wild stallion, too restless, too shifty for our stately public coffers.”
Cowen, who’s got a whopping 894,000 YouTube subscribers (oh, how nice), is doing what he does best—telling it like it is. He says, based on this thing called the social risk metric (don’t ask me what that is), altcoins are probably going to keep getting crushed while Bitcoin just sits there, sipping its coffee, acting like the king of the crypto world.
So, these guys played recruiter. “Hey, wanna apply for a crypto developer job?” they said. And here’s the genius move: they made applicants download some “error-fixing” software for recording an intro video. You try that in a real interview and the HR department laughs you out the door. But nope, these suckers downloaded malware instead, handing over their wallet keys like it was Halloween candy.
On April 25, the 11 spot Bitcoin (BTC) ETFs saw a solid $380 million in inflows, pushing the total for the week to an impressive $3.06 billion over five consecutive inflow days, according to Farside data. The last time spot Bitcoin ETFs had such a full week of inflow days? March 21. A lifetime ago, really.
“This ain’t me jumping ship,” Mallers wrote stiffly in a letter to the faithful on April 25. “It’s me adding another oar to the boat.”
Amidst the sprawling canvas of regulatory decree and juridical whimsy, Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN) brandishes its banner on the digital battleground known as platform X. It announces, almost as one would proclaim from a prison cell window, that the promise of crypto staking rewards—those elusive fruits of decentralized labor—is being cruelly withheld from citizens of four wary states.
“We might hawk an eclectic medley of these securities in one or several flamboyant offerings, priced and defined in the mysterious hours before the curtain rises, aggregating up to an extravagant $1,000,000,000,” quoth the filing, with neither modesty nor restraint.
