The contract, forever tethered to the USDT stablecoin, like a peasant to his lord, and linked to the DeepBook token (DEEP), shall commence its fleeting existence at 11:30 AM UTC. A grand spectacle, no doubt. It will then be absorbed into Binanceâs Futures Copy Trading feature, within a day. Users, those eager sheep, can then imitate the “strategies” of the so-called top-ranked futures traders. A comedy in the making. đ
Bitcoin, the crypto that once seemed like a wild party any economist would avoid, is suddenly acting like it actually cares about politics and macroeconomic drama. You can almost hear it whispering, âYeah, Iâm paying attention now.â
The vehicle, named with unabashed Wall Street flair as Cantor Equity Partners (because âSomething Cryptic LLCâ was taken), raised a modest $200 million in January, and will spawn a new entity called 21 Capital. This entity will waltz around with $3 billion worth of bitcoin â a sum so dizzying that even a Moscow night might pale in comparison. The grand scheme cleverly mimics MicroStrategy’s bitcoin soap opera, turning those digital coins into cold, hard equity, priced at a fantasy $85,000 a pop.
From your grandmaâs knitting circle to full-throttle vehicular mayhem on the blockchain! If you thought racing games were just about dodging banana peels, think again. This is a fast-paced, pixelated demolition derby where your car doubles as a missile launcher and, yes, itâs delightfully Web3.
Having gathered breath and wit above $580, BNB surged past the $595 and $600 thresholds like a hopeful poet breaking form. In tandem with its comrades Ethereum and Bitcoinâthose grand players in this financial dramaâit even flirted with the heady heights of $610.
âPlaintiff Securities and Exchange Commission provides this notice that it does not intend to file an amended complaint in this matter,â declared the regulatorâs lawyer, Matthew Gulde, in a letter to New York District Court Judge Carol Bagley Amon. A letter, mind you! As if the fate of a billion dollars could be settled with a mere scribble. âď¸
Today, a modest 5.8 million PI tokens are unlockingâlittle peanuts, reallyâwhile the real tsunami, a whale-sized 223 million tokens, is scheduled to dump its load in the next 30 days. If youâre wondering how this affects the price, think of it like tossing a giant bucket of ice water on a hot stockâspoiler alert: itâs chilly.
Our plucky XRP hero began scaling from the $2.0650 and $2.10 foothills, gallantly following Bitcoin and Ethereumâs lead like a loyal yet slightly confused sidekick. It catalogued its ascent through $2.120 and $2.150, pausing to catch breath and maybe sip some digital lemonade.
After lurking above $85,000 with the patience of a cat stalking a laser dot, Bitcoin decided to spring into action, scaling $88,000 and then $90,000 resistance levels like a caffeinated squirrel.
Oh, but wait, CoinMarketCapâs Altcoin Season Index is sitting at a sad little 16 out of 100. Yep, you heard it right. Altcoin Season? More like Altcoin… hibernation. Last week it was a measly 15, and letâs not forget the glorious days of December when altcoins were running wild with a peak of 87. So, uh, yeah… you can see how thatâs going.
