As Scooby-Doo would say: “Ruh-roh!” Politico claims this is all happening thanks to Don Jr. and his band of Very-Serious-Businessmen from the 1789 Capital fund. The gang features megadonor Omeed Malik, Chris Buskirk (who probably also buys the entire theater for ‘Dune’), and the Winklevoss twins—because no private club is complete without tall, vaguely interchangeable crypto twins.
Pull up a chair and pour yourself a cup of the good stuff (caffeine highly recommended), for the soothsayers of finance are abuzz once more. Bitcoin, the digital duke of derring-do, is making institutional investors swoon and flutter their fans. Gold, meanwhile, is feeling a trifle obsolete, a bit like a monocle at a rave. ☕💰
Pull up a chair and pour yourself a cup of the good stuff (caffeine highly recommended), for the soothsayers of finance are abuzz once more. Bitcoin, the digital duke of derring-do, is making institutional investors swoon and flutter their fans. Gold, meanwhile, is feeling a trifle obsolete, a bit like a monocle at a rave. ☕💰
According to the esteemed and bullish CrediBULL—a chap whose very name conjures images of thundering optimism—Bitcoin is currently showing off like Bertie Wooster at a fancy-dress ball. If Sir Satoshi’s Coin continues this splendid display of dominance, we may witness a short (if raucous) shindig in which BTC sprints ahead while altcoins stare after it, jaws agape, clutching their betting slips. This is the so-called ALT/BTC ‘capitulation move’, known to strike terror into the hearts of altcoin hodlers everywhere.
Pray, allow me to recount: since its auspicious inception, the totality of registered addresses upon this curious network has swelled to the formidable tally of 199,199,906. One might say it lingers but a scant 800,094 short of the fabled 200 million milestone, a number that surely excites the countenance of its most devoted admirers.
His grand thesis? Nothing less than a Victorian romance between money and magic: Ethereum as the ultimate store of value, a splendid chimera combining the solemnity of gold with the seduction of yield—“digital gold with yield,” he dubs it. Because why settle for bullion when you can have dividends? 🤑
Look here: over 85% of this digital treasure’s current supply rests comfortably in profit. A feast for the eyes, no doubt, yet such rosy scenes often prelude the froth and fury of market delirium.
MicroStrategy, that relentless titan of business, like a mad king hoarding his treasures, devours 15,355 more Bitcoins for a sum exceeding one billion dollars—yes, a stupendous 1.42 billion, marking now a colossal pile tallying 553,555 BTC. Might one ask, is it wisdom or delirium? 🤔 Meanwhile, in the far wilds of Brazil, the bank Itaú birthed “Oranje,” a BTC reserve with a princely $210 million investment. The corporate world shuffles, a carnival of shifting loyalties and silent strategies.
On that fateful day of April 28, the DOJ unfurled a tome—a memorandum of 97 pages, thick with accusation and verdict, painting a portrait of shattered hopes and vanished fortune. Billions, once shimmering as intangible gold, locked away like whispers in a frozen vault, inaccessible since that cruel June 12, 2022.
Thanks to this turbo upgrade, BNB Smart Chain (BSC) chops block times down to a spicy 1.5 seconds, and OpBNB? Oh honey, it’s flexing with 0.5-second blocks — basically the Usain Bolt of Layer-2 networks.
